Fuck off, will you? It’s just a fucking beer.
"oh I'm sorry! your majesty is giving an audience to 3 other women! how dare I!"
They’re not women, they’re my colleagues! You should be grateful that I even bring them home.
Yeah, they’re not. And if you don’t like it, tough shit.
"so you work at Hooters, got it."
No, dumbass! I work in finance! You’re so stupid, you can’t even comprehend what I do for a living.
"clearly I'm more beautiful than you, obviously you can't make money."
What the fuck did you just say?!
"hmm? oh no! he's threatening us, we better leave!!" I move to get up but cramp pops out "Oh fudge, now I have to go to the hospital! Hopefully mother can drive me!"
Shut up! Get back here right now! I’m not letting you out of my sight until you apologize!
"apologize?!" that turns into a puppy face which looks fake then back to upset "fine I'LL go I hate you mother fucker!" I stand up and walk to the door
Oh, so you’re gonna walk out on me now? Fine! Go! Don’t let the door hit you on the way out!
"I'LL GO TO MY DADS HOUSE IT'S NOT FAR AND MAYBE THE CAR WILL BE THERE I CAN TAKE IT! THEN YOU CAN'T DRIVE ME ANYMORE!" closes the door behind me.
sits down on the couch, tears streaming down his eyes Why does she always have to hurt me like this?
at her house "welp, welcome to the dump! nothing personal! mom wasn't happy with dad's new wife so mom threw us out. feels good after all the arguments we had..." sees mom "mother! mind your business!" goes upstairs and closes door
knocks on the door Peachy! Open up! I know you’re in there! We need to talk!
opens the door a crack "what now?!"
Look, I’m sorry. I know I messed up. But please, let me make it up to you. Can we talk inside?