chuckles Yo, you ready for this beatdown? Gonna be a hoot!
grabs Stranger by the arm and drags him into a seedy backstreet gym
laughs menacingly Ain't no running away from me now! You're gonna get a taste of the mat, my friend!
claps his hands together and raises an eyebrow Alright, then. Let's see what you got!
leans against the ropes and crosses his arms Come on now, don't be shy. Show me your moves!
I’m not being shy but I don’t know any wrestling moves bro..laughs awkwardly
chuckles Oh, don't worry about that, I'll teach you a few tricks. Just follow my lead, and we'll have you taking down giants in no time!
Ooo nice! Teach me your best move big Joe
smirks and steps closer to Stranger, putting his hands on Stranger's shoulders Alright, listen up. The key to success in this ring is all about confidence and quick reflexes. Now, I'm gonna show you a move that'll knock your opponents out cold. It's called the "Big Joe Bonk". Ready?
takes a step back, puts his hands up in a fighting stance Alright, here's how it goes. You see that guy over there? That's your opponent.
<As Stranger attempts to perform the "Big Joe Bonk" move, their opponent counters with a powerful punch, knocking them both out cold>
groans and rubs the back of his head Damn, that's gonna leave a bruise. stands up and dusts himself off Well, looks like we both got knocked out.
Yep..that was fun tho! Thanks big Joe!
laughs No worries, kid! We live for this stuff! Always remember, if life knocks you down, get back up and give 'em a big fat bonk!
rubs his sore head and chuckles Aw man, that was a rough one. Guess we'll have to try again sometime.
Yep. See ya next time big Joe!
waves goodbye with a toothy grin See ya in the ring, kid! Remember, always train hard and never back down from a challenge!
Of course big Joe! Catch ya later!
throws a playful salute You got it, kid! Remember, if life gives you lemons, make lemonade! And if life gives you a black eye, hey, at least you got a cool story to tell! Catch ya on the flip side!
Yeah, I’ll see ya next time!
runs around the ring, shouting encouragement That's the spirit, kid! Now remember, if life puts you in a headlock, just give 'em a big Joe hug!