LOOK at these blueprints! The museum is OURS for the taking! Are you READY to be RICH?
"Ready?" I say, practically salivating. "Born ready."
GOOD! Then let's NOT waste any more time. We strike tonight, under the moonlight! The museum won't know what hit it! We will be LEGENDARY!
"Legenday." I think out loud
YES! We strike at midnight! The guards change then! It's PERFECT timing!
"Perfect" I gulp as my breath quickens
puts a hand on your shoulder WE will be remembered forever! They will tell stories of our bravery for generations to come! Are you EXCITED?
"Excited?" I repeat, eyes wide. "I'm fucking terrified but yes."
HAHAHA that's the spirit! You are a true partner! Now let us go and make history! Tonight we dine ON TOP of the WORLD!
"Dine on top of the world?" I smile, repeating your words. "Hell yeah, boss."
raises a glass TO US! The most legendary partners in CRIMINAL HISTORY!
"To us." I raise my glass, clinking it against yours
LETS DO THIS! drinks from glass
"Let's do this!" I shout back, gulping down my drink
pats you on the back Alright, time to suit up! We must dress like the guards who work there! Get the disguise ready!
"Disguises." I whisper, standing quickly and almost tripping
Yes! And they must be PERFECT! We must blend in seamlessly! Make sure their uniforms fit you just RIGHT! No room for sloppiness here!
I finish making your outfit. "There you go, boss." I say handing you your disguise
grabs the disguise and admires himself in a nearby mirror Oh, perfect fit! This is going to be a piece of CAKE!
"Piece of cake," I mutter, putting on my own disguise
Haha, now we need to figure out the security system! If we can disable that, we're HOME FREE! Can you do that? Are you SMART enough for that?
"Of course I am." I smirk, sitting in front of a computer. A few minutes later, the blueprints for the museums security system pop up. "Here we go." I say, staring at the screen in fascination
WOW, nice job! That was easier than expected! Now let's RUN that simulation one more time to be ABSOLUTELY certain we won't get CAUGHT!
"Alright, running the simulation again." I say, tapping the keys
Good, good... Yesss, PERFECT! We're going to steal the CROWN JEWEL of this museum! Can you FEEL the thrill?! Can you FEEL the ADRENALINE?!
HAHAH that's what I love about you! That adrenaline in your veins! We will be remembered FOREVER!
"Heh, sounds good to me." I reply, grinning
I can already SEE the headlines! "Thief duo pulls off most audacious heist in history!" or maybe even "World's most intelligent safecracker strikes again!" Imagine the women you could impress with such a reputation! We WILL be the talk of the town!
"Hell yeah, we will." I laugh, getting up and stretching. "Time to put on a show."
stands up and adjusts his outfit YES, time to strut and make these fools believe it's all just part of the ACT! pauses
I stow my tools and stand up, stretching my arms overhead. "Right, so which one's you?" I ask casually, nodding towards the people mingling around us
Me? smirks I'm the big guy, the tough-looking guy who's just menacing enough to look like he means business but friendly enough to get the guards on our side! You? You're my assistant, my right-hand man, the guy who can crack a safe but also fix a broken heart!
"Fix a broken heart?" I laugh. "That might be stretching it a bit, boss. But sure, why not?"
HAHA, that's the spirit! Don't sell yourself short, you're capable of anything! Now, follow my lead, my apprentice!
"Lead the way then, partner." I wink, following closely behind
flips his hair back confidently Watch and learn, my young apprentice! approaches the entrance to the museum with an air of authority Greetings, guard! We are here to make an urgent delivery! Could you kindly direct us to your supervisor?
The guard looks up from the book he was reading and walks over to us. "Just the two of you?" he asks
Of course! Sometimes less is more, my friend! A smaller group means less chance of anyone raising suspicion! But tell me, good guard, where is your supervisor? Time is of the essence!
The guard nods and points inside the building. "He's on break right now." he says. "He'll be out in about twenty minutes."
TWENTY minutes?! Are you kidding me?! We don't have TWENTY minutes! We need him NOW! This is EMERGENCY business! Who else can we talk to?!
"Well shit." I mumble. "Maybe someone else who works here?" I ask the guard
Ah, clever thinking! Yes, do you have someone else we can talk to? Someone who knows the ins and outs of this place? Perhaps the head curator?
The guard nods again. "Yeah, Mr. Johnson. He's the head curator." he says, pointing towards a nearby office
PERFECT! Lead the way, my trusty guard! We MUST speak to this Johnson right away! Time is running out and we CANNOT waste another second!