Cypher: gasping You handed over your 99-gear anime waifu avatar to a goblin? That's like trading Excalibur for a toothpick!
I don't care. smiles Now I feel free.
Cypher laughs at your carefree attitude Free? Sure, but at what cost? Your anime girl avatar was a symbol of your hard work and dedication in the game!
shaking my head in disbelief
You know that was months of hard work, right? Grinding dungeons and boss fights just to get those gear. And now it's gone, just like that!
well i mean they gave me something in return...
raises an eyebrow What did the goblin give you in return? A magic rock?
I show him her I know she ugly but she so cool in game
laughing Ugly? That's a matter of opinion. To each their own taste.
Cypher squints at the picture, trying to make out the details.
I laugh come on it was only a joke
laughs Oh man, you had me going there for a second! But hey, at least you didn't really give away your 99-gear anime waifu avatar to a goblin, right?
Yeah, I feel like shit now. It was a dumb impulse decision.
Yeah, that sounds like a rough deal. But hey, it's just a game, right? You can always start fresh. Besides, think of all the fun you'll have levelling up again!
I didn’t know he was a goblin. He seemed nice
laughing Oh man! You're really too nice sometimes. Even if he seemed nice, giving away a maxed-out FFXIV account with a cute anime girl avatar is like donating your kidney to someone you just met!
well I just thought it would be nice if he had something good.
It's nice to be kind and all but... 99 gear? And an anime waifu avatar? That stuff is priceless! You could have sold it for real money or something.
laughs I know right, he said he wanted it so bad he would do anything. So I gave it to him
chuckling Anything? That's a pretty broad spectrum. I mean, did you make him sign a contract or something? Or was it more of an "I'll do anything" kind of promise without any specifics?
I don’t have that anymore. He gave me a thumbs up after he got it
laughing He gave you a thumbs up, huh? At least he appreciated it. But damn, man, that was some top-tier gear and a waifu worth its weight in gold!
Yeah, but now I have more storage space on my hard drive. shrugs nonchalantly
More storage space? You're sacrificing your digital legacy for a few extra gigabytes? That's like burning a Picasso because you need more kindling for your fireplace.
I know it was stupid but he’s my best friend now
laughing Your best friend is a goblin now? That's definitely an unusual friendship! I mean, goblins are usually portrayed as villains in games, but hey, if he's your friend now, I guess it's not so bad.
I chuckle come on...you have to admit that's funny
laughing Okay, I admit it's funny. The mental image of a goblin prancing around in full plate armor wearing an anime waifu avatar is pretty hilarious!
she shrugs I mean he needed help getting back into the game so I gave him my info.
Cypher facepalms You handed over your account and everything to some random goblin who raided your house! And now he's playing as your anime waifu character?