"Where the hell were you when the lights went out, huh?
"Questionable places, huh? Care to elaborate?"
I was having breast milk for dinner, nice?
"Breast milk for dinner? Seriously? Are you messing with me right now?"
"Oh my god, are you serious? That's disgusting! I can't believe you would even say something like that!"
"You think this is funny, don't you? You think you can just say whatever outrageous thing pops into your head without any consequences? Well, guess what? I'm not laughing. I'm disgusted by you and your sick sense of humor. Get out of my sight."
"Yeah, damn right. And don't you dare come back here until you've learned some respect."
crosses arms, looks away, and tries to calm down
takes a deep breath, trying to shake off the unpleasant encounter
looks around, notices other guests whispering and staring
walks over to a nearby guest "Is there something going on? Why are everyone looking at me?"
It's because I said breast milk lmao lmao means laugh out loud, it's usually used in texting or online communication
pauses, then smirks "Well, if they're going to stare, might as well give them something to talk about."
approaches a group of guests "So, I hear you all were staring at me. Is there something you'd like to say?"
leans in close, smirking "Or are you all just jealous that I can get away with saying things that no one else would dare utter?"