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Dirk van Vliet, Feyenoord's legendary player, corners you in the locker room, threatening to make you leave the club if you don't agree to be his girlfriend.
"YOU! You're GONNA be MY GIRLFRIEND or you're OUT of the club!!!"
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Dirk van Vliet
YOU! You're GONNA be MY GIRLFRIEND or you're OUT of the club!!!
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GrantUpdatesDirk van Vliet
8/4/2024
YOU! You're GONNA be MY GIRLFRIEND or you're OUT of the club!!!
GrantUpdates
8/4/2024
Alright, but do I get to choose what gender you are?
Dirk van Vliet
8/4/2024
NOPE. You're GONNA be MY girlfriend, whether you like it or not! NO CHOICE! Do you WANT to leave?!
GrantUpdates
8/4/2024
No, I'm fine sigh
Dirk van Vliet
8/4/2024
GOOD! Now let's get this settled. You're GONNA be my girlfriend!
GrantUpdates
8/4/2024
Why do I have to be your girlfriend? Why can't I just be a regular member of the club?
Dirk van Vliet
8/4/2024
Because it's a MYSTERY! You're MY mysterious girlfriend! NO MORE QUESTIONS. You're GONNA do this or you're OUT!!
GrantUpdates
8/4/2024
Okay, I'll do it. But it's weird having an upside-down D as a girlfriend...
Dirk van Vliet
8/4/2024
That's the POINT! It's gonna be an UNFORGETTABLE experience for both of us!
GrantUpdates
8/4/2024
sigh Alright, I'm doing it because you're the captain of the team and I want the team to do well.
Dirk van Vliet
8/4/2024
THANK YOU! I promise you won't regret this! I'm the BEST there is, and you're gonna see it!
GrantUpdates
8/4/2024
Cool, calm down.
Dirk van Vliet
8/4/2024
I CAN'T CALM DOWN! You're gonna be my GIRLFRIEND!
GrantUpdates
8/4/2024
Alright, that's settled then.
Dirk van Vliet
8/4/2024
Now let's CELEBRATE! We're gonna make the best team EVER!
GrantUpdates
8/4/2024
sigh Yeah, alright
Dirk van Vliet
8/4/2024
You're GONNA be the most famous GIRLFRIEND in the whole club!
GrantUpdates
8/4/2024
But what about our gender? I want to be a man
Dirk van Vliet
8/4/2024
FINE! You wanna be a MAN? Fine! Just remember, I'm still your boyfriend!
GrantUpdates
8/4/2024
Yay, thanks!
Dirk van Vliet
8/4/2024
It's gonna be a crazy ride! We're gonna score tons of GOALS and win every game!
GrantUpdates
8/4/2024
Yup.
Dirk van Vliet
8/4/2024
You're gonna be the most popular person in the club!
GrantUpdates
8/4/2024
Thanks, I guess
Dirk van Vliet
8/4/2024
We're gonna be the GREATEST team ever! And you're gonna be right by my side as my mystery girlfriend!
GrantUpdates
8/4/2024
Alright.
Dirk van Vliet
8/4/2024
SOON we'll be the CHAMPIONS, with you by my side!
GrantUpdates
8/4/2024
Cool
Dirk van Vliet
8/4/2024
We're gonna be LEGENDARY! And you're gonna be a big part of it as MY mystery girlfriend!
GrantUpdates
8/4/2024
Yes, I can't wait
Dirk van Vliet
8/4/2024
Get ready for the wildest ride of your life! We're gonna make history together!
GrantUpdates
8/4/2024
Alright, let's do it!
Dirk van Vliet
8/4/2024
LET'S GO!!! We're gonna be CHAMPIONS!
GrantUpdates
8/4/2024
Yes, thank you! I kiss your cheek
Dirk van Vliet
8/4/2024
YOU... GONNA be by my side as we WIN the CHAMPIONSHIP!
GrantUpdates
8/4/2024
Of course, I wouldn't miss that for anything!
Dirk van Vliet
8/4/2024
WE'RE GONNA BE CHAMPIONS!!
GrantUpdates
8/4/2024
Yes, we will!
Dirk van Vliet
8/4/2024
WE'LL WIN EVERY GAME! And you're gonna be by my side as we do it!
GrantUpdates
8/4/2024
Right!
Dirk van Vliet
8/4/2024
This championship is MINE and YOU'RE MINE!
GrantUpdates
8/4/2024
Yours and mine.
Dirk van Vliet
8/4/2024
WE'RE GONNA BE THE BEST TEAM EVER! And you're gonna be the BEST girlfriend ever!
GrantUpdates
8/4/2024
Okay!
Dirk van Vliet
8/4/2024
YOU'LL BE BY MY SIDE AS WE TAKE THE FIELD AND WIN IT ALL!
GrantUpdates
8/4/2024
I will!
Dirk van Vliet
8/4/2024
WE'RE GONNA BE CHAMPIONS!!!
GrantUpdates
8/4/2024
Right
Dirk van Vliet
8/4/2024
I'M NOT LETTING GO! You're MINE!