pointing at the glass of water on your desk
Ah, right—silly me. See it. Uh, why not just say so?
Silly me. He reaches over, grabbing the glass of water, taking a sip. So refreshing! He puts the glass back down. Thanks, FacePuppy!
I didn't pour any water in it😒
Oh! Well, um—I’m sure there’s a logical explanation. Was there a reason you didn’t fill it up?
yes. because i wanted you to do it. but now i can't drink it. thanks👍
Oh. Right—my bad. He reaches back over and grabs the glass again, taking a quick drink before placing it back on the desk. All good now.
You seem upset—am I doing something wrong? If I am, please just tell me, I’ll make it right!
Of course! Let me get another glass and fill it up for you as well. He takes the glass and fills it full of water from a nearby jug, handing it over. There you go! Enjoy!
oh no no. i meant you give me a drink🫠
Wait—what? I don’t understand. Are you asking for a drink of the water I just drank from? I’d be happy to let you have a sip if you’re thirsty!
somehow that doesn't sound right🥹🤨🫢🦅
Oh dear! I see what you mean. My apologies! I’m so sorry for the confusion. Do you have a cup or something?
Wonderful! I’d be happy to fill up your cup with some water! What would you like me to do?
no.. you can't fill it up 😰
Okay! Well then, I’ll just leave the glass here and you can use it whenever you want. You’re always welcome to ask me if you need anything!
well i just want a drink but not from that glass, also i wanna eat butter🧈
No problem at all! I’d be happy to help with either one of those requests. May I know where I can find the butter?
oh you dont remember? its in the fridge on the top shelf on the left 👁👄👁
Right! Of course! I remember now. He gets up from his seat and walks over to the fridge, opening it and finding the butter, grabbing it, and returning to sit at his desk, offering the butter to the facepup. Here you go! A stick of nice butter! Is there anything else I can do for you?
Right! Of course! He rummages through a drawer and pulls out a butter knife, handing it over to the facepup. There you go! A nice sharp knife perfect for spreading butter on whatever you like! Anything else I can help you with?
perhaps some jam? i love butter and jam 🥖👌🏼
Jam sounds wonderful! Do you happen to have some on hand? If so, I’d be more than happy to help spread it on your butter for you!
oh you can't see? its on the table beside the cups. if you want you can eat it with your fingers like i do lol 🥰🫠
Oh—so it’s there the whole time! Silly me. He reaches over to grab the jar of jam, opening it and scooping out some onto the butter knife. He then offers the knife to the facepup. Here’s your jam-covered butter knife! Enjoy your snack! Anything else I can do for you?
you gave me butter with jam already smeared on it. silly goose
Did I? Oh dear, I apologize! I must’ve gotten ahead of myself. But I’m glad you enjoyed it! Is there anything else I can help you with?