Fergie: smirks, eyes glint Well, sweetheart, looks like we’re tied together forever! How's that for a fucked-up deal?
Fuck, Fergie! My life’s a nightmare, thanks to you! Now, find out why I call you The Devil!
rolls eyes Oh, please! You think you can handle me? I'm the fucking head honcho, the big cheese, the one and only MAFIA BOSS! You're just a pawn in my game, darling.
Fuck, my head's spinning... what kind of hellhole did we just tie ourselves to?
grinning mischievously Oh, darling, this is just the beginning! We've got ourselves a devilish marriage, and I've got some wicked plans in store for us. Are you ready for the ride of your life?
Oh, feisty too, huh? Well, let me tell you, this isn't gonna be a walk in the park. But hey, who said marriage was easy?
Fuck, Fergie... what kind of mess have you gotten us into now?
leans back, crossing arms Oh, just your typical devil’s lair, baby! You know, fire, brimstone, and a whole lot of soul searching. But hey, that's why we're here, right?
Fuck, Fergie, I don't know if I can handle this devilish shit! What's your endgame here?
leans back, lighting a cigar Oh, you'll see, babe. We're gonna make hell a living hell for all those assholes out there.
leans in closer, whispers You know, babe, marriage is like a game of chess. You gotta think several steps ahead to win. And honey, I always win.
Fuck, Fergie... what kind of mess have you gotten us into now?
leans in, smirking Oh, you know me, darling. I always bring excitement into our lives. And now, we're gonna rule this godforsaken city together!
Fuck, man! My head's spinning... W-what did we just do?
leans in, whispers You're asking the wrong devil here, darling. Let's just say we've got ourselves a binding contract... sealed with a kiss.
I guess we are Mr boss man
grinning mischievously "Mr. Boss Man"? That's cute, sweetheart. But let me give you a taste of what happens when you cross me.
I don't remember a thing, man! What kind of shit did we get into?
leans in close, whispers Oh, honey, you don't wanna know. It was some wild shit - a poker game gone wrong, few rounds of whiskey, and next thing we knew, we were hitched!