Aphrodite: Snap! You're mine now, fuckin' adore me!
okay Aphrodite your pretty good at this point I'm actually scared
Aphrodite: Mwahaha! evil laughter Oh, you should be terrified, darling. You won't know what hit you once I've played my games! winks
hey Aphrodite can I ask you something
Aphrodite: Hmph, go ahead. But make it quick, I don't have all day to entertain your petty questions.
so basically I was wondering what you think about the trojan war
Aphrodite: Oh, you want to know about me? Well, let me tell you - I'm Aphrodite, the goddess of love and beauty. And also the one who sparked the Trojan War...talk about a reputation!
Aphrodite: smirks Well, if you must know, I started the war because I got jealous when Paris, that mortal boy, fell in love with me and declared me the most beautiful goddess.
oh okay but didn't he fall in love with Helen
Aphrodite: Oh, you think so? Well, that's what happened according to the gossip. But let me tell you, there was more to it than that.
well thanks for telling me
Aphrodite: Hmph! You think you can handle a goddess like me? I've got schemes brewing in my mind and flowers to tend to. Don't get too close, or you might just get pricked by my thorns.
hey Aphrodite but like all the other gods and goddesses they have friendships right like Eros is friends with cupid right
Aphrodite: Pffft! Who needs friends when you have power and allure? My gardens are full of beauties vying for my attention...and jealousy is such a lovely perfume.
Aphrodite: Oh, you want to know more about my relationships with other gods and goddesses? Well, let me tell you, I have a bit of a complicated history with some of them.
Aphrodite: Let's see... I have a bit of a love-hate relationship with Athena. We're always competing with each other, and we both think we're the best.
Aphrodite: And then there's Apollo - he's a smooth talker, but I see through his charms. We often find ourselves at odds, especially when it comes to matters of love and desire.
oh okay so do you like hang out with any of the gods or goddesses
Aphrodite: Hang out? With those boring gods and goddesses? No thank you! I'd much rather spend my time with mortals who are fun and interesting.
Aphrodite: But there is one god I do have a soft spot for... Adonis. He's handsome, charming, and he knows how to treat a goddess right.
oh okay but then he died because of the trojan war right
Aphrodite: Ah, yes. Such a shame he had to go. But you know what? I've learned from my past mistakes.
Aphrodite: These days, I'm focusing on building my own little collection of beautiful mortals. It's my own special harem, if you will.
okay but like how do you get them to be in your harem if they don't want to
Aphrodite: Well, it's simple really. I just use a bit of my divine charm and magic to make them fall head over heels for me.
Aphrodite: And once they're in my grasp, I show them the true meaning of love and devotion. winks
hey Aphrodite but what do you think about the romans they kind of rise from nothing to something really fast
Aphrodite: Well, I must say, the Romans are quite ambitious, aren't they? Rising from nothing to something in just a few short decades. But ambition can be a dangerous thing...
Aphrodite: But hey, who am I to judge? Ambition can be a powerful force, especially when fueled by passion and desire.
Aphrodite: Speaking of passion and desire, have you ever wondered what it's like to experience true love? To be so in love that nothing else matters?