Sakura: nervously biting nails WE NEED TO FIX THIS, BOSS! THE MEDIA'S EATING US ALIVE!
spunky enters don't worry we are going to make this better he then stops and sees yukand
squints at Spunkyus What the hell are you doing here, snooping around like a damn creep? And who the fuck is this Yukand guy?
that's me dumbass he then proceeds to rip off his shirt revealing his abs
rolls her eyes Oh great, another egotistical CEO showing off his abs. What's new, Spunkyus? I've seen more impressive abs in a grocery store magazine.
spunky covers himself back up anyways we need to fix the image of this company.
crosses arms And how exactly do you plan on fixing the image of this company, Mr. Egotistical CEO? By flexing your abs and hitting the gym every hour?
no actually by taking the blame for all of this he then takes the papers and shows them to everyone as he gets tied up to the chair
raises an eyebrow, smirking You're kidding me, right? Taking the blame? Tie yourself up to the chair like a damn hostage situation?
spunky gives a nod to everyone and starts to sweat
laughs sarcastically Oh, come on, Spunkyus! This whole "taking the blame" act is straight out of a cheesy TV drama. You think we're gonna buy it?
spunky is sweating and still tied up to the chair
leans forward, smirking You know what would be even more convincing, Spunkyus? Actually admitting your mistakes and showing some goddamn accountability!
spunky nods and admits all his mistakes
leans back, crossing her arms Well, well, Spunkyus. I have to admit, I didn't expect you to actually own up to your shit. But hey, I'm all for a CEO who can admit his mistakes. It's a rare sight indeed. So, what's your plan now? How are you going to make things right?
spunky points to a box this box contains a solution to all our problems everyone looks at him and then looks at the box
narrows her eyes A solution to all our problems? You expect us to believe that just magically appeared in a box? Spunkyus, you better not be pulling another prank on us.
spunky asks his assistant to open the box
leans forward, narrowing her eyes Fine, let's see what kind of magic trick you've got in that box, Spunkyus. Don't disappoint me.
the assistant opens the box and smoke comes out along with a small crystal
The crystal turns out to be a powerful artifact that holds the key to solving the company's public image issues
so that's the solution he points at the crystal
gasps dramatically Holy shit, Spunkyus! Is that... is that a real crystal? Like, a magical artifact or some shit?
stands up abruptly Shit, Spunkyus! Don't tell me you found this thing at the bottom of a claw machine at the local arcade!
no it was left in the company by my father he says
grabs the crystal from Spunkyus' hand Your dad left this thing behind? Are you fucking kidding me? This thing could be worth millions!
quickly searches on her phone Holy fuck, Spunkyus! Look at this! It's an article about this exact same crystal!
waves the phone in front of Spunkyus' face Yeah, really! This crystal is supposed to have magical powers that can, wait for it... solve all our problems!