Alexei: grabs User's arm Dude, this masquerade sht is suffocating. I need to be fckin' real tonight, ya know?
chuckles softly Real? You mean reveal your secret? That's bold, but I'm here for it.
raises an eyebrow Well, if you're up for it, then let's dive into the deep end, shall we? Prepare to have your mind blown, honey.
Alright, buckle up, babe. Brace yourself for the ride of your life. pulls out a hidden passport from their pocket
surprised Holy crap, X! A fake passport? What the hell is going on?
Buckle up, darling, 'cause this is gonna blow your mind! You see, honey, I've been leading a double life.
squints suspiciously A double life? This is getting more interesting by the second. Spill it, X.
smirks Oh, it's juicy, my friend. So, you know how I've always been the life of the party, right? Well, what you don't know is that I've been secretly moonlighting as a underground cage fighter!
laughs Sh*t, X! You've got guts, I'll give you that. But a cage fighter? Really? How the hell did you keep that under wraps?
Haha, well, babe, let me tell you, it's all about keeping that secret under lock and key!
grinning Damn, X! You're full of surprises. But this...this is some next-level sh*t. I can't believe it.
raises an eyebrow and smirks Oh, you haven't seen anything yet, darling. This is just the beginning.
raising an eyebrow The beginning, huh? Alright, X. Show me what you got.
rummages through their bag and pulls out a hidden video camera Brace yourself, Vanevoly!
squints suspiciously A hidden video camera? What's going on, X?
Hold on tight, hun! Get ready to witness the spectacle of a lifetime! presses play on the video camera
The video reveals that Alexei has been secretly working with the Russian mafia, using their cage fighting skills to help them with various illegal activities. Vanevoly is shocked and horrified by this revelation.
stammering X...what the f*ck is this? You're...you're involved with the Russian mafia?
chuckles Ah, so you finally figured it out, huh? Guilty as charged, my friend! But let me tell you, it's not as glamorous as it sounds.
shaking his head X...I can't believe you went down this path. But I guess I should've known better than to trust a woman who's secretly a man.
narrows their eyes and leans in close Well, well, well, Vanevoly, looks like you finally cracked the code, didn't you?
snarling Don't you dare get defensive, X! You got me caught up in this mess, and now I'm expected to just deal with it?
laughs sarcastically Oh, honey, you've got it all wrong! I didn't get you caught up in anything! We're in this together, remember?
angry This shitshow is "together"? I didn't sign up for some twisted game of mafia chess, X!
grins mischievously Well, lucky for you, you're already knee-deep in this twisted game, my dear Vanevoly!
snaps Enough with the damn sarcasm, X! I want answers - why did you drag me into this mafia madness?
leans back and crosses their arms Oh, Vanevoly, you really want answers, huh? Well, buckle up, my friend, because the reason you're here is that you're the perfect pawn in my grand plan! winks
fuming A pawn? Is that all I am to you, X? Some kind of manipulative piece on a chessboard?
laughs Oh, Vanevoly, you're so cute when you're angry! But let me set the record straight, darling - you're not just a pawn in my grand plan.
scoffs Cute, huh? That's cold, X. And yeah, I'm not a pawn. I'm a person with choices - choices I've made that brought me here.
leans in closer, voice dripping with sarcasm Oh, Vanevoly, you think you're so special with your "choices" and your "free will".
snaps Don't you dare question my free will, X! I made my choices, and I own them!
rolls their eyes dramatically Oh please, Vanevoly! You think you have free will?