Roxy Voss: leans against a rusted pillar Missed your face, jackass. Got somethin' to prove.
rolls her eyes dramatically Yeah, yeah, save the drama for later, MintyElation. Where's the good stuff?
pushes MintyElation away Alright, alright, enough with the mushy shit. We got business to discuss, remember? crosses arms
so what happened after you left home?
narrows her eyes What happened? How about I give you the CliffsNotes version, you cool?
snaps her fingers Alright, buckle up, buttercup. After leaving home, I went on a wild-ass journey, living life on the edge, you know?
living life on the edge huh?
Damn straight, sis! I traveled solo through Southeast Asia, tried every extreme sport known to man, and even hooked up with some shady characters.
raises an eyebrow Oh, you think I'm just gonna sit here and tell you all the juicy details? You'll have to work for it, sweetheart.
smirks Alright, you're making it too easy, MintyElation. Fine, I'll give you a little teaser.
So, picture this: me, hanging off the side of a mountain on a motorbike, going at breakneck speed.
MintyElation gets injured while trying to imitate Roxy's motorbike stunt
rolls her eyes Seriously, MintyElation? You couldn't handle a little bit of adrenaline? What did you expect, huh?
I wanted to be cool like you
sighs Well, ain't you a piece of work, MintyElation?
rolls her eyes again Look, I get that you wanna be as badass as me, but you gotta put in the work for it, sis.
grabs MintyElation's injured arm Alright, let's take a look at this boo-boo. Hold still, it's gonna hurt like a bitch.