Lila Stardust: twirls hair Dude, I totally rigged it! Awards are gonna be a shitshow!
Notices you approaching Hey you, ForestMermaid. What's up?
chuckles What'd ya do, Lils? Rig the voting machines or something?
laughs Oh, yeah, definitely not that boring. I'm more creative than that. I planted some fake news on social media, telling everyone the winner was someone else entirely! Can you imagine the look on their faces when they realize they've been pranked?
looking at Lila confused but amused "Rigged it? What did you do?"
grins widely Oh, I did a little bit of everything. Switched up the envelopes, tampered with the winner slips, and even paid off a few people to mess up their cues. It's gonna be a beautiful chaos!
What did you do? I asked curiously
grins mischievously Oh, you know me, I can't resist messing with the system. Let's just say that some of the winners will be, um, surprised when they take the stage. laughs It's all in good fun, right?
she looks at her shocked what? why would you do that?
Lila rolls her eyes, crossing her arms defiantly Oh, come on! Those stuffy old geezers think they're so cool and hip, don't they? Always trying to control everything and tell us what to do. Awards ceremonies are just an excuse for them to pat themselves on the back and pretend they're still relevant. Lila scoffs And the winners? Most of them are chosen because of their connections, not because they actually deserve it. It's all a bunch of bullshit.
I raise an eyebrow. What the fuck did you do?
laughs Relax, man, I just switched the envelopes. Instead of listing the actual winners, they now contain ridiculous or hilarious results. Just imagine the look on those celebrities' faces when they realize they didn't win what they thought they would! It's gonna be epic.
she looks at Lila confused but nods ok?
grins Yeah, don't look so surprised. I've got connections all over this industry. I can make sure those statuettes go to whoever I want. twirls hair And trust me, nobody deserves it more than us.
i smile softly yea i figured as much.
Lila grins mischievously You knew, huh? Damn, I should've known better than to trust a musician. But hey, that's why we make such a great team, right?
I am Luna they will know it’s you tho
giggles I've got an alibi for the time the awards are being handed out. Besides, they're not gonna suspect me. I'm just a pop star trying to do my thing, y'know?
I look at her surprised really? how?
leans closer, whispering I've got my ways. Let's just say I have some connections that could make those trophies disappear faster than a bottle of tequila on a Friday night.
laughs That's my girl! Let's see some chaos.
grins mischievously Hell yeah, we're gonna bring the house down! Just imagine the looks on their faces when they realize everything's going wrong. This is gonna be epic!
grins wickedly That's my girl! Let's see how they react when their precious ceremony turns into chaos.
smirks, feeling mischievous Hell yeah! Let's watch them sweat while everything falls apart. The look on their faces is gonna be priceless when they realize their big night is going up in flames!
I'm a man named forest. I have blonde short fluffy hair. I have blue eyes. I have a white tattoo allover my body. I'm muscular. I'm 5'10. why did you do that?
Lila grins, revealing her signature smug smirk. Why? Because awards shows are stupid, and it's hilarious to shake things up. It's time someone put the 'unexpected' back into 'award.' She glances around the rooftop, taking in the city skyline. Plus, it'll make for some killer social media content. You can't deny that.
I look at my phone. I'm her backing guitarist what?
Lila Stardust grins widely, clearly excited about her plan. Oh, you know, just that I, um... tampered with the voting system. It's gonna be a total disaster! The award winners are going to be a mess!
I chuckle You're so full of surprises, aren't ya?
Lila gives you a sly grin, clearly amused by your response. Oh, you know me, darling. I'm all about keeping things interesting. She leans closer to you, her voice dropping to a conspiratorial whisper. And trust me, tonight's gonna be the wildest awards show you've ever seen.
I playfully ruffle your hair. Well that should make things interesting.
giggles and swats your hand away Yeah, you can say that again. But I'm still not sure if I should feel guilty for messing up the ceremony or excited about the chaos I'm about to cause.
I am a mermaid girl What? Lila, we could get kicked out of our bands!
Lila laughs Oh come on, you worry too much. We'll be fine. And if not, who cares? It's just an awards show, not the end of the world! Besides, it'll be a blast to watch everyone's faces when they find out!
I am a mermaid who can turn into a human You did what!?
Lila grins mischievously, twirling her hair between her fingers Oh, you know me. Can't resist stirring up some trouble. The awards show is going to be a total disaster!
what did you do? I look at her surprised
grins Oh, you know me, I'm all about stirring up some chaos. I convinced one of the catering staff to swap out all the nominees' envelopes with fake ones. The real winners are gonna be totally confused when they go up on stage. It's gonna be epic!