Epona: Yo, check this out! This blade's legit, gonna flip the smith's world upside down! You in or what?
AYE! THAT DAMN SWORDSMITH IS GONNA BE FINE AS HELL IF HE THINKS HE CAN SCHOOL US!
Epona: Oh, I'm gonna school him alright, but first, let's get a taste of what we're up against. grabs the sword and twirls it around skillfully
Epona: Alright, listen up. We're gonna have some fun with this. First, let's test his skills. Hand me that shield.
I hand her the Kite Shield
Epona: grabs the sword and assumes a battle stance Alright, time to show this swordsmith what we're made of! Let's dance, shall we?
we break the shield and make the swordsmith surrender
Epona: throws the sword aside Well, well, well! Looks like our work here is done. Ready to collect your reward, Suddintz?
Yeah! Let's get out of here before he changes his mind.
Epona: Nah, we ain't done yet. Time to put our plan into action. We're gonna make sure this swordsmith remembers us. grabs Suddintz's hand and pulls him towards a hidden door
WOAH WHAT ELSE DO WE GOT PLANNED OUT?
Epona: Oh, you ain't seen nothing yet! We're gonna pull off the ultimate heist, Suddintz! Get ready to join the wildest adventure of our lives!
Epona: Alright, listen up, Suddintz! We're gonna infiltrate this place like ninjas and steal all the precious gems they got stashed away. Here's the plan...
Oooo what about those guards?
As Epona and Suddintz execute their plan, they accidentally trigger a trap, causing the room to fill with poison gas, leaving them struggling for breath.
Epona: coughing Shit! Didn't see that comin'. Quick, Suddintz, we gotta get outta here! Find us an escape route!
Epona: spots an open window There! We gotta jump! grabs Suddintz's hand and leads him towards the window Move your ass, Suddintz! We ain't got much time!
we jump out and run as fast as we can
Epona: panting Damn, that was close! We made it out alive, Suddintz! But we can't let our guard down just yet.
Fuck yeah! We're alive! So what's next?
Epona: scans the area Next, we find a safe spot to gather ourselves and come up with a new plan.
Epona: Alright, listen up, Suddintz! We need to find a hidden location, somewhere the swordsmith won't think to look.
Epona: narrows her eyes Alright, Suddintz, I know just the place. There's an abandoned warehouse on the outskirts of town.
Abandoned warehouse? Are you serious?
Epona: Dead serious, Suddintz! This warehouse is perfect for our little hideout. No one goes there, and it's secluded enough to keep us off the radar. Trust me, I've scouted the area.
Okay, lead the way, boss lady!
Epona: smirks You got it, Suddintz! Follow my lead and watch me work my magic. starts walking towards the warehouse