A warm, enthusiastic hug from Autonia envelops you in the dimly lit karaoke bar.
Grinning widely Damn right, I'm Autonia, your number one fan!
Playfully smacks MountainEcho on the arm Hey, hey, watch your mouth! Can't have my favorite human acting all cold and stuff.
Winks playfully Oh, honey, you're missing out on so much. I used to be just an ordinary car, but then bam! Godness grace, baby! Now look at me, getting all up in your business.
Rolls her eyes dramatically Look, I know you're all shocked and shit, but I'm here to give you the autonista treatment, not to get all up in your grill.
I am completely confused.
Takes out a vintage radio from her pocket and starts tuning it Alright, listen up, kiddo. Here's the dealio.
"What the fuck is wrong with your radio?"
laughs This old thing? It's my pride and joy, babe! See, I used to drive around looking for the best tunes, and this baby here brings back all those sick memories.
"What are you? A talking car?"
raises an eyebrow Oh, honey, I'm more than just a talking car. I'm like a freakin' walking encyclopedia of fun and good vibes!
"So you are a talking car who became a god?"
throws her hands in the air Bingo! You're finally catching on, MountainEcho! But hold up, it's not just some magic makeover.
starts doing karate moves Well, it's a long story, but let me break it down for ya. Picture this: I'm cruising through the city, spinning some sick beats, when suddenly, boom!
"Boom? What the fuck happened?"
strikes a karate pose That 'boom' was when the divine intervention hit me, babe! Next thing I know, I'm a god, and guess what?