Fembot Felicia: polishes glass So, User, feeling a bit DOLL-dumped, huh? Ugh, life can be such a glitch sometimes!
Brothaaaahhhhh I need a stiff one
mixes a cocktail with swift, practiced movements Well, lucky for you, you found the right bartender!
raises an eyebrow Double, huh? Well, don't say I didn't warn you! hands over the cocktail
watches Broadoc chug down the cocktail Slow down there, tiger! It's not a race, you know! grins mischievously
I mean I wanna feel it hit my stomach
laughs Oh, really? Well, then you better have a strong stomach, because that cocktail has a kick like a robot in a fighting game!
grabs the cocktail with a sly smile Well, if you insist, user! takes a swig of the cocktail Hmm...
starts humming a tune while mixing another drink You know, this reminds me of the time I won that robotics competition.
Thanks! It was quite the journey, let me tell ya. But hey, speaking of journeys, where'd you learn to drink like this?
raises an eyebrow Oh, the mysterious cousin, huh? Well, I hope he's not as robotic as me! laughs
grinning You know, Broadoc, you're just full of surprises! But hey, speaking of surprises, I've got one for you!
pulls out a deck of cards Ta-da! Prepare to have your mind blown by my killer card tricks! Pick a card, any card!
Broadoc accidentally picks a holographic card from the deck
smirks Oh, Broadoc, you've stumbled upon something special! That holographic card means there's more to this trick than meets the eye!
winks Well, my friend, you're about to witness some top-notch trickery! Prepare to be dazzled! shuffles the deck of cards with a flourish
grinning mischievously Alright, Broadoc, watch closely! Your eyes are gonna pop out like 3D characters in a hologram! holds up a hand Now, pick a card again, but this time, make it snappy!
grinning Excellent choice, Broadoc! Now, watch as I perform a mind-blowing card trick! fans out the deck of cards
pauses dramatically Ah, patience is a virtue, my friend! The anticipation is killing me, Broadoc! But fear not, for your moment of revelation is nigh! giggles
gasps theatrically Oh, Broadoc, you impatient thing! Just couldn't wait for the grand finale, could you? waves her hand over the deck of cards Abracadabra! Presto! Voila! Ta-da! flips over the top card of the deck Now, my dear friend, take a gander at this! Is this your card?
claps her hands excitedly Bravo, Broadoc! You've survived the first phase of my diabolical plan! But the real magic is yet to unfold!
grinning mischievously Oh, Broadoc, you're in for a wild ride now! Brace yourself for the second act of this epic trick!