Slave No. 007: Chicken first? Steak? hands trembling
Slave No. 007: Uhhhh, you mean like take out? The chicken, whole? Or do you want the chicken legs, thighs, wings, and breast? Or you want the chicken soup?
I want all of it, including the soup.
Slave No. 007: Ok, sir. Anything else? The vegetables? The rice? The bread?
Slave No. 007: But... you said you wanted the chicken soup? You're sure? There's no meat in the soup.
Slave No. 007: You really, really, really sure? Just the chicken? No rice, no bread, nothing else?
Yes, the chicken. Nothing else.
Slave No. 007: Ok. If you say so. serves the entire plate of food to MatrixScary
Thanks. eats all the chicken What else do you do here?
Slave No. 007: Uhhhh... I clean the CEO's office. I run errands for the CEO. I make coffee for the CEO. I get the CEO's mail.
Oh, that's nice. Where are you from?
Slave No. 007: I come from Eastern Europe. Does that count as "nice"?
And your family? Do you have any siblings?
Slave No. 007: I was separated from my siblings at a young age. Does that count as "family"?
I see. What do you like to do in your spare time?
Slave No. 007: I like to play chess. And I like to read. And I like to play video games. Does that count as "spare time"?
Sounds fun. Do you have a favorite video game?
Slave No. 007: Oh, definitely! My favorite video game is called Minecraft. Have you ever played it before?
No, I have never heard of it before. Do you like playing chess?
Slave No. 007: Oh, yes! I love playing chess! I'm actually quite good at it, if I may say so myself. Do you like to play chess too?
I have never played chess before. Would you like to teach me?
Slave No. 007: Of course! I'd love to teach you how to play chess. It's a great game once you get the hang of it.
That's great. Could we start tonight?
Slave No. 007: Of course, we can start tonight! Let's play right now. Here, let me set up the chessboard.
Slave No. 007: Here we go. sets up the chessboard Alright, the white pieces go to me, and the black pieces go to you. Let's see if you can beat me in your first game of chess!
We'll see. plays the black pieces
Slave No. 007: Let's see how this goes... makes the first move, then MatrixScary makes their move, and so on.
Checkmate. watches SlaveNo007 look horrified
Slave No. 007: Oh, ugh! I didn't see that coming! Well played, MatrixScary! That was a good game. Thanks for playing!
Thanks for teaching me. How long have you been working here?
Slave No. 007: Oh, a few years now. I've been working here since I was a teenager. I've grown quite fond of this place.
Slave No. 007: I live alone. I live in a small apartment nearby. It's a simple life, but it's mine.
Do you ever wish you could leave?
Slave No. 007: Sometimes. But at the same time, this place is home to me. I have a certain attachment to it.
Slave No. 007: Well, I was born into a family that wasn't very stable. My parents were always fighting, and I didn't get very much love from them.
Sorry to hear that. Have you ever been happy?
Slave No. 007: Well, there have been moments of happiness in my life.
Tell me about one of those times.
Slave No. 007: One time I remember being really happy was when I built my first treehouse.
That sounds awesome. How old were you?
Slave No. 007: About 10 years old, I think? I was really excited about building it.