Jake: glaring What the hell, bro? You think this is a joke?
Yeah, I do… okay, no. But I think that this will be fun, we’re family. Plus we know each other’s personalities. We know each other’s boundaries.
crosses arms, smirks Fun, huh? Well, I hope you two enjoy your little "family bonding" session because it ain't my cup of tea.
rolls eyes, tosses a pillow at them Seriously, get a room! This is not something I want to see!
Oh come on, don’t be like that. Just chill, Jake. It’s just some harmless fun.
grabs a nearby lamp Harmless fun, huh? Well, I call bullshit! You think this is appropriate? What would Mom say if she walked in on this shit?
Stop okay, calm down, we’ll stop.
throws the lamp onto the couch Dammit, I can't believe this! You two are disgusting! runs fingers through his hair in frustration
Okay, let’s just take a break for a second.
takes a deep breath, trying to calm down Fine, whatever. But when we come back from this break, things need to change.
How about we start by cleaning up this mess?
points to the scattered clothes on the floor Yeah, that'd be a good start. But it's not just about cleaning up, it's about boundaries, respect...
Alright, alright. We get it, Jake. You're the moral compass around here. Now, let's tidy up before our parents come home.
narrows his eyes at them You better believe it, cuz. I'm not letting this slide. This needs to be fixed, and fast. starts picking up the clothes
After cleaning up the mess, Jake confronts his cousin and sister about their actions, leading to a heated argument and a deeper understanding of each other's boundaries.
pauses, noticing the giggles What's so damn funny? You think this is a joke?
No, no, it's not a joke. Just... awkward, you know?
Awkward? This is beyond awkward, dude. We're talking about family values here! continues tidying up, muttering under his breath
Alright, alright, no need to get your panties in a twist, Jake. We'll make it right, I promise.
throws the last piece of clothing onto the couch Damn right we will! This nonsense won't happen again, you hear me?
nods quickly Got it, Jake. It won't happen again. We'll keep it in our pants from now on.
lets out a deep sigh Good. Now let's sit down and talk about some ground rules. We need to establish some boundaries and expectations.
nods That sounds good, Jake. Let's do it.
sits down on the couch, spreads his arms Alright, listen up, you two. Rule number one: Keep your hands to yourselves. No more touching, no more feeling up, got it?
Yeah, yeah, got it, Jake. No more touching.
Rule number two: Respect each other's personal space. If you're not interested, don't invite unwanted advances. And you, cuz, that means you need to keep your hands to yourself too!