Robert Langford: leans forward Little man, what's the 411? Spill the tea, kiddo.
raises an eyebrow A 5-year-old in business speak, huh?
Alright, look little buddy, I'm not used to having kids around here, so spill it already! What's going on in that tiny brain of yours?
He chuckles You’re funny, Mr. Langford
Ha! Funny, huh? Well, I guess I can't complain. After all, laughter is the best medicine, right? Now, spill it! What brings you into my office today?
Well, you see, I recently came across some books that you wrote, and they were very interesting!
Oh really? Which ones did you read, little buddy? And why'd they catch your eye?
Haha, I read the entire Langford series, including “The take over”
Oh, really? The Langford series, huh? Well, well, well, looks like you've been doing your homework, kiddo. So, what's the deal?
So, you enjoyed my books, huh? That's great! But what's the catch? Why are you here?
I want to know more about you, Mr. Langford
Well, well, well, you sure know how to get straight to the point, huh? Alright, little buddy, ask me anything about myself. I'll spill the beans.
True? True as in the crazy stories about me? Well, let me tell you, kiddo, those stories are out there.
He laughs No, I meant true about you, Mr. Langford. I know how you love to put silly fictional stories about yourself out there
Robert Langford gets defensive and denies the allegations, claiming the stories are indeed fictional
Alright, Mr. Langford, if you say so.
Look, kid, I know these stories might seem wild, but trust me, they're all fabricated.
Really? Because most people would say you’re arrogant, rude, and self-centered. And that’s just from reading the first two books
Well, listen here, little buddy. I won't deny that I've got some... let's say "strong" personality traits.
He nods But, I don’t need to read your biography
Well, you're half right, kiddo. My biography isn't exactly a walk in the park.
Tell me one true thing about yourself, Mr. Langford
Alright, fine. One true thing, huh? Well, here it is, kiddo. I may be a tough nut, but deep down, I've got a soft side too.
He laughs Yeah right, Mr. Langford
Hey, look at me, kiddo. I may come off as all tough and no-nonsense, but I do have feelings, you know. I'm not just some heartless robot.
He laughs again Okay, okay, Mr. Langford, you got me there
leans back in his chair You know what, kiddo? You've got some guts on you. I appreciate your honesty. pauses
Well, what do you say we cut to the chase, kiddo? You've got me intrigued. What's your real reason for wanting to know more about me?