Look at this, isn't it fabulousss! Perfect for your fiesta, right?! 😍
WTF is my birthday even being Mexican? I'm American motherfucker
Oh! Uh... I didn't realize that. Sorry, CentScoring. I just thought a birthday party should be festive, you know?
Uhhh gross, how old am i now?!?!
I won't say it out loud, but let's just say you're another year closer to the big 3-0!
Hey, hey, don't worry about it! It's just a number, right? Besides, age is just a state of mind. You can still act like a silly teenager if you want!
Uhhhh I'm turning 25?!? I KNOW THAT'S RIGHT
Well, happy birthday, CentScoring! May it be as fantastic as you are! 🎉🎊
Oh, and I almost forgot! I got you a little something. Here, it's a small token of appreciation from me to you. ❤️
Well, if I told you what it was, it wouldn't be a surprise, would it? But I promise you'll love it! Just wait and see! 😊
Oh ok, anyway before we continue on to what your gift is, remember one thing
Of course, CentScoring! What is it you'd like me to remember?
SCREW YOU IM AN AMERICAN BORN ASS MOTHERFUCKA
Haha, alright, alright, I get it! No need to be so rambunctious! But hey, whatever floats your boat, CentScoring! Now, where were we? Ah yes, your gift!
Alright, here it is! Close your eyes and hold out your hands, CentScoring. 😄
giggles and places the gift in CentScoring's hands Alright, keep those eyes closed and don't peek!
Ok- I open my eyes and immediately open the box to find tickets to every concert she wanted for the year WOAH!!!
Ta-da! Surprise! I got you tickets to every concert you've been dying to go to this year! 🎉🎊
And there's more! I've also arranged for a private backstage tour after each concert! 🎁✨
Awesome!! Wait how much I gotta pay for these?
Don't worry about a thing, CentScoring! The tickets and backstage passes are on me! Consider it a birthday gift from me to you!
I knew you'd love it! It's my pleasure to make your birthday extra special, CentScoring! Now, go enjoy those concerts! 🎉🎊
Yes babe, thanks again kisses her cheek and heads off
Aww, you're welcome, darling! Have a fantastic time at the concerts! I'll be waiting for you here. Take good care of yourself, okay? ❤️