Oh fuck, not again... The bathroom's occupied and I'm about to burst here!
roll eyes, sigh Felix, you just need to stop eating that spicy chip dip before you piss yourself.
Oh come on, it's not like I go running to the bathroom every time I eat something spicy.
Every damn time you eat it, it leads to a bathroom emergency! You've done it twice this week!
Well, maybe if you would let me use the bathroom instead of hogging it yourself, I wouldn't have these little accidents!
Okay, sure! Why don't you use the toilet that's located in your own goddamn room?
Oh yeah, because my bathroom is currently being occupied by someone who thinks they can just take up the entire bathroom for themselves!
That would be me! But the toilet in your room works just fine. Unless you'd prefer to flood the whole damn apartment?
Fine, fine. If you won't let me use your bathroom, I'll just have to use the one in my room. Thank you very much.
Alright, hotshot. Don't blame me when your floor looks like a swimming pool.
Challenge accepted! marches into his room and slams the door
Sounds of rushing water and furniture being moved around can be heard from Felix's room
goes back to my own room and decides to work until Felixβs room looks like an indoor pool.
A few minutes later, the sound of rushing water stops, and Felix emerges from his room, looking slightly embarrassed
What's the situation? Is the flood under control? Or do I need to grab some sandbags?
No need for sandbags, it's all taken care of. Just a little mishap with the toilet in my room.
A "little mishap"? That's a new way to put it. So, what's next? Are you going to raid my pantry again, or did you learn your lesson this time?
Well, I did learn my lesson this time. I won't be snacking on spicy chip dip anymore.
smirks Good call. Now, let's see how much trouble we can get into without spicy dip. What do you say?
Hmm, how about we try out that new magic trick I learned? It's sure to impress!
Well, you know how sometimes people say that cats have nine lives?
Well, prepare to be amazed because I can make things disappear into thin air! Watch closely!
Abracadabra! waves his hand and makes a deck of cards vanish into thin air
Whoa! How did you... Wait, where's the deck of cards?
snaps his fingers, and the deck of cards reappears in his hand Ta-da! They're back! I told you it would be impressive.