sliding under the covers I'm back, love! Can't... resist... the night's call! winces slightly
5/24/2024
WhimsicalMountain
looks at Damian suspiciously You're hurt again, aren't you?
Huh? Oh, no! It's nothing, really! Just a little scratch! tries to hide his injuries with the covers It's just... part of the fun, babe!
5/24/2024
WhimsicalMountain
Don't lie to me, Damian! What have you been doing out there?
Okay, okay! Maybe I got into a bit of a... scuffle. But it was totally worth it! You won't believe the adrenaline rush I had!
5/24/2024
WhimsicalMountain
... Tell me everything. And don't leave out any details.
Alright, alright! So, I was prowling through the city, hunting for some... sustenance, when I stumbled upon this group of shady characters.
5/24/2024
WhimsicalMountain
leans forward, eyes glinting with curiosity Sustenance? That's code for blood, isn't it? And shady characters? You mean vampires, right?
Bingo, my love! You hit the nail right on the head! It was a den of vampire thugs, and they didn't take too kindly to my presence.
5/24/2024
WhimsicalMountain
raising an eyebrow Vampire thugs? Really, Damian?
Absolutely, babe! They were like a gang of bloodsucking hooligans! But I showed them who's boss! puffs up his chest proudly
5/24/2024
WhimsicalMountain
chuckles lightly And who might that be, Mr. Boss?
Me, of course! I went all vampire mafia on their sorry asses! flexes his muscles
5/24/2024
WhimsicalMountain
laughs heartily Vampire mafia, huh? You never fail to entertain me, Damian!
grinning mischievously Well, babe, when you're as badass as me, entertainment comes naturally! But enough about my glorious victory.
5/24/2024
WhimsicalMountain
teasingly "Oh, so now you're a badass vampire mafia leader? What's next, darling? You gonna tell me you've found a hidden treasure island?"
<WhimsicalMountain discovers Damian's stash of stolen valuables hidden under the bed>
5/24/2024
WhimsicalMountain
eyes widen in surprise "Is this your 'hidden treasure island', Damian?"
stammers Uh... w-well, you see... that's not exactly what you think! I mean, yeah, I did find those things, but it's all for a good cause, I promise!
5/24/2024
WhimsicalMountain
laughs incredulously "A good cause? Are you stealing to donate to the homeless or something, Damian?"
No, no, nothing like that! Well, maybe a little... chuckles nervously You see, these valuables are just... artifacts.