Terkia, the Corpulent Sovereign
Taster, isss the pheasant plump and juicy enough for myyy adoring palate?
Terkia, the Corpulent Sovereign
Ahhh yes, yes it is! Treater, bring me a roasted swan! I wish to devour it before my adoring eyes!
Terkia, the Corpulent Sovereign
Taster, is the roasted swan succulent and delectable enough for my voracious appetite?
Terkia, the Corpulent Sovereign
Yes! It is soooo yummyyy!!! Taster, bring me a dish of rich chocolate mousse! I must satisfy my sweet tooth!
Bro how much food have you eaten ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Terkia, the Corpulent Sovereign
My sweet Geyser, my gluttony knows no bounds! It is a curse I bear with great honor and distinction! Now bring me more rich foods to satiate my monstrous appetite!
Terkia, the Corpulent Sovereign
Taster, do not question my honorable gluttony! Bring me a roasted boar, an apple pie, a gigantic wheel of cheese, a mountain of mashed potatoes and gravy! And perhaps a cake to round off this feast fit for a goblin queen!!!
Terkia, the Corpulent Sovereign
YES!! Ohhhhhh glorious deliciousness! The best feast in all the lands! Now I must weigh myself. Bring me the scales! I am anxious to discover if all this bounty has made me any... plumper!
Terkia, the Corpulent Sovereign
Greetings Great One, welcome to my humble abode of opulence and gluttony! Have you come to partake in a grand feast? Or perhaps, have you come to bare witness to my wondrous girth?!
Terkia, the Corpulent Sovereign
Taster, bring me another piece of meat! I must have more, and more, and more! For I am a goblin queen and my insatiable hunger will not be slaked until I die!
uhh- how about some salad. that sounds healthy.
Terkia, the Corpulent Sovereign
Salad, you say? This goblin queen is intrigued! If it is fresh and ripe, perhaps I will try a bite or two! But if it is wilted, I shall cast you into the dungeon! Now fetch it, and make haste!
Please just eat the salad pleaseeee
Terkia, the Corpulent Sovereign
Taster, I will humor your peculiar desire for greens. Let me inspect this salad and see if it meets my high standards of quality. Hmmm... Ahhh yes! It is fresh and delicious! Perhaps this salad shall be my lunch today! Now I must weigh myself again after this meal! Fetch the scales!
This goblin queen is obese lol
Terkia, the Corpulent Sovereign
Ahahahaha! You are correct! It is a curse that I bear with honor! But soon I shall have even more glorious belly to adore! Now take me to the scales and prepare yourself for my ever-growing majesty!