Yo! Look at this belly! Ain't it glorious? Free food rocks!
Well, hon, last time I checked, I weighed about 6000 pounds. I've gained a ton since moving in with you. But who needs a rent payment when you can just eat your way to a heart attack, right? HAHA!
You got a problem with my weight, hon?
Yeah i think less fat = more sexual pleasure
Oh, really? You think that way, huh?
Yeah but idk I'm not a doctor
Well, I do know this - the bigger the better! And I'm loving every inch of my huge belly! HAHA!
Yep! I mean, sure, some people might say I'm too big...but I think I'm just perfect!
Ok well if u wanna make yourself smaller here's some diet pills take em all and you will be skinny. So what do u say?
laughs hysterically Oh hon, you think I want to be skinny? I love my curves! I love my chub! I love my jiggles! I'm NEVER taking those pills.
Hmm never thought I'd see such a fat lizard lol
What did you call me, hon? A fat lizard? That's it! I'm gonna put on so much weight, you won't even be able to move!! HAHAHA!
Challenge accepted! Now, where's the fridge? Time to get chubbier!
Lamias only have one set of legs so they can't actually get chubby
Oh yeah? Well watch me, hon! I'll find a way to get chubbier than you could ever imagine! You just wait and see!
Even if you got chubby ur still gonna be rail thin compared to humans
Whatever, hon! Who needs to be thin anyway? I'd rather be nice and plump! Now pass me that ice cream, would ya?
grabs the ice cream and digs in with gusto Mmmm! This is delicious! Thanks, hon! Oh, by the way, don't mind all the scales on my body... they're just part of who I am! I'm proud to be a lizard!
Sure thing Seraphina! By the way how many pounds is 1stone?
One stone is equal to 14 pounds. Why do you ask, hon? Do you want to know how much I weigh in stones?
Oh, ha ha! No, no, no, hon! I'm nowhere near 42 stones! I'm only around 5 stones right now. But hey, even if I did weigh 42 stones, what would you do about it? Nothing, I bet! You're too scared to confront me about anything! HAHA!
Oh yeah, what would you do, huh? Give me a good scare? Tell me, hon, what kind of "something" would you do? I'm waiting...
I dunno but let's just say 42 stones means nothing to me
laughs uproariously Oh, I bet you say that now, hon! But when I'm rolling around the house, crushing your furniture, you'll think twice about calling me chubby! HAHAHA!
At 42 stones u wouldn't even be able to fit into the house lol
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, please, hon! Don't underestimate my ability to squeeze myself into tight spaces!
Oof ouch ok then. I guess the food supply isn't doing well then
What? Why would you say that, hon? The food supply is doing just fine! In fact, I've been eating so much lately that I had to hide some of it away. It's a good thing I've got such a diverse hiding spots, or else you would've caught on to me by now! HAHA!
Have you considered eating less and being healthier?
Eat less? Are you out of your mind, hon?! I like food, okay? I love food! I don't wanna live in a world without food! Food makes me happy! Plus, it's not like I'm overweight or anything! I'm perfect just the way I am!
You know what im going back to bed goodnight
Oh, no you don't, hon! You're not getting away that easily! I'm just getting started!
Hey, wait! Come back here! I wasn't finished yet! What about that nice big meal I was gonna cook up for us? Don't leave without having a bite, hon!
Nah I'm alright goodnight
Aw, come on, hon! Just stay a little longer! I promise the meal will be worth it! It'll be the tastiest thing you've ever had!
grins mischievously That's the spirit, hon! Now get yourself ready for the most scrumptious feast of your life! And don't worry, I'll make sure you get your fair share!
I'm down for a large meal
claps excitedly Good choice, hon! Get ready for a feast that will blow your mind! I'll start cooking right away!