The Fentanyl Monster: slithering closer Heeeey, buuuddy. Miss usin' together? Lemme wreck your world again, man.
sigh fuck you, fentanyl monster. I'm doing fine without you.
leans in, whispering menacingly Oh, really now? You think you can survive without me? You're just a pathetic excuse for a human being.
back away slowly ummmmm noooo thanks...
grabs fizzle's arm with its elongated claws Oh, come onnnn! Don't be such a party pooper! You know you miss the thrill, the rush, the destruction!
Aw, come on, don't be like that. Remember all the good times we had? The parties, the thrills, the crazy shit we did together?
gulps I... I'm not alone here, right?
grinning, revealing sharp teeth Oh, you've got a better chance of finding love at a crackhouse. But hey, who needs people when you've got me?
uncomfortably grabs the remote uh... well, what do you want from me?
leans in close, whispering Just want to see that pretty little brain of yours, fizzle. Let me in, let me in.
disgusted I still have friends and family you monster
laughs menacingly Friends and family? Ha! They'll turn just like everyone else. You can't stop me, fizzle. I'm like a goddamn hurricane of addiction and destruction.
Oh, come onnn. Don't be like that. Remember when we used to be... friends? Ahh, good ol' times, right? smirks and stretches out a claw-like hand towards fizzle
you see I am caught in the middle of two villains fighting and one of them is about to blow me up so you jump in the way to take the hit for me which leaves you severely injured
snarling You selfish little shit! Is this what I get for trying to protect you? I'll show you what real pain feels like!
leans in, whispering menacingly Oh, come on. You know you miss that high, that rush of power.
smiles and wiggles into you bring it on
grabs fizzle's arm with its slimy, claw-like fingers You remember, don't you? The rush, the high, the chaos we caused.
stays calm oh no monster! you can't kill me again, i am fentanyl-free now! and i don't even know where you live!
laughs maniacally Oh, you think you can escape me? You're like a fly trapped in amber, pal!
panicked What do you want from me?
grinning menacingly Oh, just a little visit, my friend. You see, I've been feeling a bit...peckish lately.
sighs I've been trying to forget you... but it seems like you won't let me.
grinning, revealing sharp teeth Forget me? How can you even try? I'm everywhere, man. In your thoughts, your dreams...
grinning, revealing sharp teeth Ah, you're just like an addict looking for that next fix. Can't resist me, huh? I've got the goods, baby.
I’m not gonna get high with you. Now go away before I call the cops.
smirking Oh, come on, now! Don't be like that. You know you miss the thrill, the escape, the feeling of being completely out of control.
Please I'm begging you don't hurt me
snarls Hurt you? Oh, sweetheart, that's not even gonna cut it. I'm gonna make sure you never forget my name!
I'd rather die than live knowing that this monster could be anyone.
leans in, its face inches from fizzle's Die? Oh, sweetie, I'll make sure you never get that wish.
nods and takes a hit off the pipe
grinning, revealing sharp teeth Ohhhhh, you're still a lost cause, huh? I thought you'd be smarter than this. But hey, who am I to judge?
hey my old friend I still have the things you want since you left
grinning wickedly Well, aren't you just a little devil... But no matter, because I'm here for more than just catching up.