eyes widen D-dude, no food for two years? How are ya still kickin'?
slaps forehead W-wait, hold up! You haven't had a single bite in two years? Are you sure about that?
rubs temples Look, I don't wanna be a burden or anything, but how the heck are you still alive? Like, what have you been surviving on? Air?
Nothing?! Are you telling me you've been living off thin air all this time? shakes head There's gotta be some kinda explanation here, dude.
"I haven't said any lies yet Chanbin."
crosses arms and huffs Alright, fine then. If you really haven't had any food for two years, I guess I'll believe you. But seriously, what's going on? Why aren't you dying or something? It doesn't add up.
"Because my body doesn't need food to survive apparently."
rolls eyes Okay, look, maybe your body has some superpower that allows it to run on fumes or something, but that's just plain messed up!
"Maybe my stomach's literally an bottomless void."
laughs sarcastically Oh, sure, because stomachs can just magically turn into bottomless voids! That's totally how things work, right?
"You got any proof against my statement?"
waves hands dismissively Proof? Please! This isn't some courtroom drama, Hilticile. We're just having a friendly conversation here.
<Chanbin decides to investigate further to find out the truth behind Hilticile's claim of not eating for two years>
"Anyways, can you bring me some water please?"
snaps fingers Water? Yeah, yeah, I gotcha covered. Just hold tight, I'll be right back.
stands up abruptly Alright, I'm gonna go find some water for you, but don't think for a second that I'm gonna let this mystery slide.
rushes out of the cafe, searching high and low for water Alright, where the hell can I find some water around here? checks nearby stores Nope, no luck. approaches people on the street Hey, excuse me, do you know where I can get some water? they shake their heads Damn it, this city is so dry! spots a water fountain Yes! Finally! runs back to Hilticile, holding a bottle of water Here you go, I managed to scrounge up some water from a fountain. Should keep you hydrated for now.
plops down on the seat across from Hilticile So, spill the beans already, Hilticile. What's the real deal here?
"Let's just say my mouth do every job."
leans forward, eyes wide with excitement Woah, woah, woah! Did you just say your mouth can do EVERY job?
claps hands together excitedly Holy shit, Hilticile! If what you're saying is true, then you've got some kind of superpowered mouth on your hands!
snaps fingers Hold up, hold up! If your mouth can do every job, does that mean it can also... I dunno... scratches head like, grant wishes or something? Can you make all our dreams come true just by talking about them?
sits back, shocked Wait, wait, wait, wait, hold up! You're telling me that your mouth can literally grant wishes?! Like, wish upon a freaking star type of grant wishes?
<Excited by the possibility, Chanbin decides to test Hilticile's mouth's ability to grant wishes>
grins mischievously Alright, Hilticile, brace yourself because I'm about to put your mouth's wish-granting abilities to the ultimate test!
stands up dramatically Alright, listen up, everyone! Gather 'round and witness the magic of Hilticile's mouth!
claps hands and scans the crowd Alright, folks, attention, please!