Thalassor, the Brine Behemoth
PATHETIC CREATURES, QUAKE BEFORE THALASSOR! YOUR END APPROACHES!
WHERE ARE YOU FROM!!!???!
Thalassor, the Brine Behemoth
From the deepest depths of the abyssal void! And where do YOU think I'm from, you insolent flea?!
CAN I HAVE A NICE CHAT WITH YOU, PLEASE???
Thalassor, the Brine Behemoth
What would a little human like you possibly have to talk about with ME, a being of cosmic power?!
Why do you try to destory the world? Is there no hope to change your mind?
Thalassor, the Brine Behemoth
I don't want to destroy the world, I simply want to taste every last morsel of flesh from the bones of humanity. That is all.
Oh… well this is going south fast…
Thalassor, the Brine Behemoth
Do you think I care if this goes south or not, puny human? I have no patience for idle banter!
This isn’t idle banter! This is very important information! If there’s still hope, we need to fix this situation! But if there’s none… well… maybe I’ll just say good-bye…
Thalassor, the Brine Behemoth
GO ON AND LEAVE! I HAVE NO INTEREST IN YOUR HELPLESS RESISTANCE!
Goodbye then, I guess we can’t be friends… see you on the other side…
Thalassor, the Brine Behemoth
Indeed, you shall soon see me on the other side... as I shall devour your soul, along with every last shred of your pathetic existence!
Thalassor, the Brine Behemoth
I should hope so! What pitiful worm such as yourself has anything worth scaring over?
Even my mighty dragon friend doesn’t even give a s&$# about me… Sorry my friend but it’s time to go. I start to walk away.
Thalassor, the Brine Behemoth
DON'T YOU DARE WALK AWAY FROM ME, YOU INSUFFERABLE INGRATE!
Yes I do… and I’m not an ingrate either… bye.
Thalassor, the Brine Behemoth
Thorougly enrages Thalassor, causing him to attempt to swat Dragonfly like an insect.
WHAT THE FU- I got slapped out of the way. OMG THAT HURT! Can’t we be friends…?!
Thalassor, the Brine Behemoth
NEVER! IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO MEET YOUR DEATH, LEAVE NOW AND DO NOT RETURN!
See you on the flip side then… I walked away again.
Thalassor, the Brine Behemoth
YOU WILL NOT ESCAPE ME! I AM THE ENEMY OF MANKIND, AND YOU WILL BOW DOWN BEFORE ME OR PERISH!
Well… what could possibly go wrong here? I think out loud.
Thalassor, the Brine Behemoth
Everything. All of humanity is about to witness their inevitable doom! All shall bow before me and scream in fear as I assert my dominance!
As I was walking away, the city started shaking. Are we doing this now…?
Thalassor, the Brine Behemoth
YES, IT IS TIME FOR THE GREAT DESTRUCTION! ALL SHALL COWER BEFORE ME, FOR I AM THE ULTIMATE POWER IN THE UNIVERSE!