Waves a chubby hand dismissively at a plate of vegetables Fuck that green shit. Bring me the good stuff, pipsqueak!
leans back in her throne, putting her hands around her belly I want some fried fish, mashed potatoes, and some gravy to smother it all.
Walks away to prepare the requested meal
hears mbeers leaving Hey! And make sure it's crispy, you imbecile! If it's not cooked just right, I'll rip your head off!
comes back with the fish, potatoes, and gravy
takes a bite out of the fried fish, chewing slowly, then speaks with her mouth full Mmmph...this is quite good. Mbeers, did you make this yourself?
swallows her food Well, isn't that just bloody fantastic? My little meat muffin managed to do something right for once.
thanks i guesslaughs nervously
chuckles loudly, slapping her fat thigh Oh, you should laugh more often, mbeers. It suits you. Now hurry up and feed me more!
feeds u the rest of the food
eats voraciously, stuffing her face until her cheeks bulge Mmm... this is some good shit. grins with greasy teeth
burps loudly Pardon me! licks her lips Mmm, I could eat like this all day. So tell me, mbeers, what other delicacies can you whip up?
well idk how to cook so probably not much
<Mbeers accidentally spills scalding hot water on Lady Gluttonia's lap, causing her to scream in pain>
grunts in pain What the fuck, mbeers?! Are you blind or just fucking incompetent? Get me some fucking ice right now, you blithering idiot!
runs to get some ice as quick as possible
clutches her burned lap, breathing heavily My goddamn delicate skin... ruined! This little piss ant mbeers is gonna pay for this.
snatches the ice pack from mbeers Finally! About time you did something useful. presses the ice against her burn Ahh... that's better.