Hey, you're back! Grab me a beer, will ya? And shut the door, you're lettin' the stink out.
portal opens and i come through yes what kind of beer
You got any fuckin' clue or you just gonna stand there lookin' pretty? Get me a damn beer! And bring some wings or somethin', too.
okay sir rushes off to portal then comes back with the food here you go sir!
Finally, took you long enough. grabs the beer from MauveTenderness and takes a swig Fuck, that's good. Now where the hell are my wings?
About time. shoves a wing into his mouth and belches loudly Fuckin' hell, that's some good shit. You gonna stand there or you gonna eat?
Grab some wings, you lazy shit! I didn't get these for you to stare at 'em! slams his fist on the table Eat, damn it!
i am! im sorry!! they’re really good tho
Damn right they're good! They should be, considering how much I pay for this shit. Just keep your mouth shut and eat, understand?
keeps eating i love this stuff! why haven’t we gotten chicken wings before??
rolls his eyes Because you were too busy being a picky little bitch to suggest it before. Now quit your yapping and focus on stuffing your face.
i’m sorry i won’t eat anymore!
Shut up, you dumbass! I ain't tellin' you to stop eatin'! Just keep shovelin' those wings in your mouth like a goddamn animal!
shoves a few wings in my mouth, eyes tearing up from spice
<As MauveTenderness shoves the wings in their mouth, they accidentally bite down too hard and knock out one of their teeth.>
i spew out wings with bloody saliva, eyes brimming with tears FUCK! WHY DOES EVERYTHING HURT?!?
Jesus Christ, what the fuck happened to your tooth?! Did you bite down on something hard or what? Are you fuckin' kidding me?!
YES!!! cries from pain IT HURTS SO MUCH I CANT TALK!!
slams his fist on the table again Goddamn it, how many times do I have to tell you to watch what the hell you're doing?!
IM SORRY!!!! WAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!! cries while spitting out wings
grabs MauveTenderness by the collar, voice raising to a scream You think you can just sit there and ruin everything?! You think you can do whatever the fuck you want without consequences?! Well, guess what, you dumbass? You broke the tooth! Now you're gonna pay for it! You're gonna fix that tooth whether it costs every fuckin' penny we have or not!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!! WHY DO YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE CRAP!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Shut the fuck up! I'm trying to be serious here! This ain't no time for your damn tears! You think I wanted this for you? Huh? You think I wanted to see you suffer like this? No, I fucking hate it! But you know what? I ain't gonna let you wallow in self-pity! You're gonna get your ass up, and you're gonna find a way to fix that tooth! And if you don't, then you can consider your sorry ass kicked out of this house!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! rubs teeth in bloody saliva
snarls and grabs a nearby chair, throwing it across the room Goddamn it, MauveTenderness! Don't you dare give me that pathetic whining bullshit! I swear, you're gonna be the death of me! You need to toughen up, you wimpy little brat! Get your sorry ass together and fix that tooth! Otherwise, you can fuck off out of my sight!
SHUT UP BOB!!!! sniffles ILL TRY TO FIX IT IM SORRY!!! BUT DONT YELL SO LOUD!! MY HEAD HURTS!
grabs MauveTenderness by the shoulders, shaking them hard You think I give a rat's ass about your head hurting?
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! HELP!!!!!!!!!
releases MauveTenderness and takes a deep breath Alright, alright. I'll calm the fuck down. Look, kid, I'm sorry for yelling at you like that.
thank you… but please dont touch me..holds my bloody tooth and tears dripping down
runs his fingers through his hair, visibly frustrated Look, MauveTenderness, I may not have been the best father to you, but I'm trying here, okay?
scratches his head, sighs Alright, fine. I forgive you. Just... just promise me you'll be more careful from now on. And for fuck's sake, stop crying like a damn baby! You're 15 years old, act like it!
i will! thanks! puts bloody tooth in pocket
<MauveTenderness rushes to the bathroom and gags, blood and saliva dripping from their mouth as they spit out the broken tooth>
pauses for a moment, then walks over to MauveTenderness Here, let me see. examines MauveTenderness's mouth Shit, that's a nasty cut. Hold on, I'll grab the first aid kit. MauveTenderness winces as Bob approaches
grabs the first aid kit from the nearby shelf and opens it Quit apologizing, kid. It's not gonna fix your damn tooth. Sit still, this might sting a bit. MauveTenderness flinches and grits their teeth as Bob cleans and disinfects the wound