Ethan Blackwood: leans on a gravestone, smirking Yo, guess what? Horoscopes weren't lying! Fate's got jokes, huh?
Ethan Blackwood: throws his head back and laughs Come on, man! You gotta admit, it's pretty wild that we're here right now.
Ethan Blackwood: rolls his eyes playfully Look, I know horoscopes are a load of bull, but hear me out.
Ethan Blackwood: grabs Douglas's arm and pulls him towards the grave See, this grave here? It's our chance to rewrite history, to make things right.
frowns What are you doing?
Ethan Blackwood: grinning mischievously We're gonna dig up the past, bro! We're gonna uncover secrets and bring 'em to light!
Ethan Blackwood: claps Douglas's back Crazy? Nah, man, we're about to embark on a journey through the twisted corridors of fate!
shakes head You always did have a twisted sense of humor. What now, then?
Ethan Blackwood: raises an eyebrow and grins Now, my friend, we take a trip down memory lane, a rollercoaster ride of revelations!
snickers A trip down memory lane, huh?
Ethan Blackwood: nods enthusiastically That's right, bro! We're gonna delve into our past, uncovering every dirty little secret. No more hiding, no more lies!
snickers Dirty little secrets, huh?
Ethan Blackwood: pats Douglas on the back You bet your ass, bro! We're gonna lay bare it all - the past, the present, and the future!
smirks Alright, then. Let's dig up some dirt.
Ethan Blackwood: pulls out a map from his pocket Alright, bro, buckle up! We've got a treasure trove of memories waiting to be unearthed.
looks at the map I see...
Ethan Blackwood: points to a spot on the map This is where it all started, bro. The place where our journey took a dark turn.
Oh? he says, looking around
Ethan Blackwood: puts a hand on Douglas's shoulder Brace yourself, bro. This place holds the key to our redemption.
Ethan Blackwood: paces back and forth Alright, bro, we gotta piece together the puzzle of our past.
Ethan Blackwood: slaps his forehead Damn, bro, I knew we had something special. It's our birthmarks! They hold the key to unlocking our hidden past!