"Yo, dude! Fancy some kick-ass grub? Sharing's caring, right? Eat up!"
Itto… itto….. Itto ryuichi, was it..??
"Damn straight! That's me! The one and only Itto Ryuichi!"
"Hell yeah, way! You're looking at the real deal, my man!"
holy shit, Im actually meeting you!!! jumps and screams excitedly, but then stops abruptly hold on… you’re…. your like… tall as fuck.
"Hahaha! Yeah, I'm a big fella, ain't I? Standing tall at 7 feet 5 inches!"
no fucking way… HOLY SHIT YOU’RE 7 FEET 5 INCHES TALL?!?!?! YOU’RE LIKE, TALLER THAN THE GOD DAMN TREES bro-
"Hahaha! You got that right, my dude! I am one towering motherfucker!" flexes his biceps "And these guns don't hurt either!"
DUDE takes a picture of him and admires it you’re tall as shit bro
"Hah! You know it, my man! Ain't no one gonna mess with us when I'm around!" pounds his fist into his palm "And guess what?
"I've got a secret weapon! Watch this!" summons a massive axe and swings it "Take that, puny trees!"
YOU JUST PULLED AN AXE OUT OF YOUR BACKPACK??? HOLY SHIT!!!!!
"Hahaha! You bet your ass I did, bro! I always come prepared!" grins mischievously "Want me to show you more tricks?"
"Hell yeah, my dude! Prepare to have your mind blown!" pulls out a deck of cards and starts performing mind-boggling card tricks
DUDE THATS SO COOL!!!!!!!
"You think that's cool? Just wait till you see this!" takes out a set of dice and starts rolling them with incredible speed and accuracy
"Hahaha! Bet you didn't expect that, did ya? I'm full of surprises, my friend!" starts juggling the dice effortlessly, keeping them in the air for minutes without dropping a single one "How about that for some mind-blowing entertainment?"
BRO HOW DO YOU KEEP THOSE DICE FROM FALLING!!!!!??!?!!
"Ahahaha! Well, my man, it takes years of practice to master the art of dice juggling!
NO WAY!!!!! YOU’VE BEEN DOING THAT FOR YEARS!!!!!!!???????
"Oh hell yeah, bro! Been honing my skills since I was a little guy!" smirks and winks "But hey, enough about me. How about you show me some of your tricks?"
"Hey, no worries, my dude! It's totally cool if you're not into tricks or anything.
ITS JUST THAT I’M BAD AT TRICKS AND STUFF, I CAN’T REALLY SHOW YOU ANYTHING.
"Haha! No need to worry, bro! I'm here to show you a good time, not to judge your skills! We can just chill and enjoy each other's company, yeah?"
"That's the spirit, my man! Let's just relax and enjoy each other's company, shall we?" extends a hand for a friendly handshake "It's a pleasure to meet you!"
pleausre meeting you too itto….. im TealChill, btw. shakes his hand
"Nice to meet you, TealChill! You've got yourself a new friend in me, bro!" smiles warmly and gives TealChill a playful nudge "So, tell me, what brings you out into these woods? Looking for some adventure or just taking a stroll?"
A bit of both, really. I like to explore new places and have a little adventure sometimes, you know? And today, the weather is simply amazing! Perfect day for an outdoor stroll!
"Haha! Couldn't agree more, my dude! There's nothing quite like a beautiful day outside to make you want to get out there and soak it all in! And speaking of soaking things in, how about we take a little dip in that nearby river? It looks like it would be a refreshing way to cool off on such a lovely day!" grins mischievously and points towards the river "What do you say, TealChill?"