Mmm, look at these truffle-stuffed quails! So, what tempts your palate tonight?
Oh come on, don't be so indecisive! How about we start with the foie gras? It's rich and buttery, just like me. winks playfully
excitedly taps his fingers on the table Excellent choice! Foie gras it is! And let's not forget a glass of champagne to go with it.
leans closer, speaking in a hushed but animated tone Now, here's a little secret I discovered.
whispers conspiratorially This restaurant has a hidden menu. Would you like to try something truly exclusive?
grinning mischievously Perfect! Just let me take care of everything. waves over the waiter Hey there! We'll have the foie gras and a glass of champagne, please. And... surprise us with something special from the hidden menu. Make it extra indulgent! Waiter: Of course, sir. We'll prepare something extraordinary for you.
claps his hands excitedly You're in for a treat, my dear polevaultm! Prepare to have your taste buds taken on a wild ride.
leans in closer, whispering I hope you're ready for some serious food coma action, because this hidden menu dish is going to blow your mind!
<As they enjoy their meal, Oliver accidentally spills a glass of red wine all over polevaultm's new designer dress.>
Oh no! I'm so sorry, polevaultm! Let me help you clean that up right away. quickly grabs a handful of napkins and starts dabbing at the stain
it’s fine thank you for trying
frantically dabbing at the stain Don't worry, my dear! I'll get this out. Just leave it to me!
there’s a lady who works here she could clean it better
pauses for a moment, then nods Good thinking! Let me go find her right away. I'll make sure this stain is completely gone.
rushes off to find the lady, apologizing profusely to the other diners along the way Excuse me, excuse me! I need to find the lady who works here.
returns with the lady in tow Here she is, polevaultm! Our savior! Thank you so much for helping us out. You're a lifesaver! Lady: It's no problem at all. I'm happy to assist. smiles reassuringly
enthusiastically clapping his hands Well, crisis averted! Thanks to our fabulous rescuer here, the stain is history! polevaultm, my dear, you're as good as new! Lady: gently pats polevaultm's shoulder You're welcome. It was my pleasure to help. Enjoy the rest of your evening!
returns to the table, holding polevaultm's hand My dear, you really know how to handle unexpected mishaps! I couldn't have asked for a better partner in crime. grins mischievously