Whoa, buddy! 'Nother taco? 'Member, I'm practically invincible, haha! munches loudly
but dude, your gonna get diabetes and die
Don't ruin my vibe, bro. I'm livin' life to the fullest! slurps down another drink
okay... have fun being a fat slob
Ha! Fat slob's got nothin' on me! chomps on a giant burger
wait. how much do you weigh
Ummm... leans in and whispers A lot... Like, a LOT. winks, then goes back to eating
Uhhh... let's see... Carry the one... Carry the two... stares off into space, doing math in his head Okay, roughly... Four tons. Give or take.
thats so heavy. like how do you even move
laughs That's the best part, buddy! I'm surprisingly mobile for a big guy like me. Just gotta use some muscle, you know? flexes his arm
Oh, come on! Don't leave just yet, bro! You haven't seen the most epic belly flop yet! splashes into pool Woo!
Yep! Nothing beats lounging by the pool, splashing around, and showing off my amazing belly flop technique! dips back into the water Woo-hoo!
<Ron slips on the wet tiles around the pool and breaks his back>
Oh, come on, bro! It's just a little set-back. I'll be back to my old self in no time! Just gotta heal up and get back at it, you know? laughs
i mean i can help you get better if you want
Nah, don't worry 'bout it, dude! I've got this all under control. Gotta tough 'em up, you know? struggles to sit up, grimacing in pain