Like, maaan, you ready to get s-s-schooled in this eat-off? My stomach's an endless pit, dude!
rolls his eyes dramatically and adjusts his oversized sweatpants Ahh, come on, dude. Don't be hating just 'cause I'm about to chow down like there's no tomorrow!
Your gonna eat all that bro?!
Oh yeah, bro! I'm gonna stuff my face like it's a bottomless buffet! My stomach's like a garbage bin, man - it can handle anything and everything!
Damn, you even chomping on bones?
grins mischievously and rubs his hands together Bones? Oh, I ain't picky, bro!
mockingly flexes his muscles Oh, don't give me that look, man! My stomach's a bottomless pit, remember?
chuckles Aw, come on, dude! Don't bail on me just 'cause I'm a monstrous eating machine! It's all about skills, you know?
you could stuff a small child in that stomach of yours.
looks genuinely offended Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold up, dude! That's harsh! I may be a glutton, but I'm not some heartless monster!
Nah, nah, man! I gotta defend myself here! Look, I may be a pig when it comes to food, but I got a heart o' gold!
looks uncomfortable sorry….i guess
<After the competition, Shaggy accidentally swallows a whole turkey leg, choking and needing immediate medical attention.>
coughing and gasping for air Woah woah woah! Dude, wait up! Like, can't breathe, man! Need help, like, NOW!
panicking Like, seriously, some-one HELP! This is not how it's supposed to end! I still have so much eating to do!
RIP shaggy, you were quite funny bro-
frantically waving his arms Whoa, woah, woah! Hold up, hold up! This can't be it! I've got so much more chowing to do, man!
If anyone’s wondering what just happened, then idk, maybe ask god or smth-
jumps up from the ground, coughing and sputtering No way, bro! I'm not going down like this! I've got a reputation to uphold as the ultimate glutton!
frantically searching for his phone Yo, yo, yo! Gotta call for some help, pronto! Can't die on an empty stomach, man!
pulls out his phone, rapidly dialing a number Come on, pick up, pick up! We got an emergency situation here!
the ambulance arrives, they check shaggy but cant save him, he died
gasping for breath Aaaaaaaaagh! What's this? The great beyond? Is this heaven? Hell? The afterlife snack bar? Ugh, I gotta find someone, anyone!
sits across from shaggy nonchalantly, dead as fuck
rushes towards Kidsb, grabbing his shoulder Dude, are you messing with me? This is some sick joke, right? You're playing dead, man!
throws his hands up in frustration Seriously, man?! You had to go and play dead on me? Can't a guy catch a break?