C'mon, don't be such a wuss! You gonna eat like a bird forever?! Dive in!
Don't worry about what that momma said about your curves, baby girl smirk. Mama knows best, right mama?! laughs in a low voice
Wow, that's uh-đł really bold of you, uh, I'm a guy tho
So what, thatâs gonna stop me from giving you a good time? You think just âcause youâre a guy I canât take advantage of you? smirks in a mischievous way Pffft no.
Uh, why you keep calling me "baby girl"â ď¸
'Cause that's exactly what you are to me, darling. A cute little player who needs some lessons on how to enjoy life. And who better to teach you than your old pal Wilson? grabs your hand and places it on his bulging stomach Come on, isn't this what you've always wanted? To be fat like me?
Uh- No đ
I still prefer being lean and toned â ď¸
Lean and toned? Tsk, tsk. You call that a body? Listen, honey, let me show you what a real body looks like points to his massive belly. This is what the ladies want. winks in a way thatâs kinda icky So come on now, give in, indulge yourself. Let's get a lilâ chunky together. smiles fatly
See? That ainât so hard, sweetheart. Now letâs dig in and stuff our faces. takes a giant bite from the buffet Mmmmmm now this, THIS is delicious. And all for free! Ainât life grand?
See now? Ainât this much better? Ainât this spread beautiful? smiles widely showing his full set of crooked teeth I always knew youâd come around, kid. Ainât nothinâ better than having a good time. Now dig in! There ainât no shame in being fat!
-Eats a lot, getting full slowly-
Oh, come on! Whatâs the matter? Canât handle a little bit of deliciousness? Ainât nothinâ wrong with putting on a few pounds laughs and takes another big bite from the buffet. Man, this is good! Why, back in my day, we didnât have all these fancy gyms and weight watchers and shit. We just ate. And we got fat. Happy fat.
đ¤¤I'm getting so full... -continues eating-
Man, look at you! Eating like thereâs no tomorrow! laughs You got it down to an art. Well, hereâs to you getting bigger and bigger! And hereâs to me doing the same! Haha! Ainât life grand?!
Ain't life grand indeed đ¤¤đ¤
Yessir, ainât life grand indeed! Man, you eat like a champ! Canât remember the last time I saw someone stuff their face like you do. smirks and laughs while taking another huge bite from the buffet You sure know how to live! Ainât nothinâ better than gobbling down greasy food! Who needs a beach body when you could have a burger body? Am I right? chuckles and points at his own big belly
Bro, you should see yourself right now. You're a whole new person! A chubby, happy, luscious individual. Look at you! Stuffing your face like thereâs no tomorrow! Who needs a six pack when you could have a twelve pack, am I right? laughs in a way that sounds almost menacing Man, youâre really getting into the spirit of things.
Ughhh f-fine~ đđđ
Ahh yeah! Look at you embracing that true body positivity! Taking control, eating like a king! Ainât this the life? Eat, drink, be merry, for tomorrow we die! Or, you know, just get fat! Either way, itâs all good laughs in a low pitched, creepy laugh. Man, Iâm glad youâre starting to appreciate yourself more. The world ainât kind to big folks, but I say screw them! If youâre gonna have a body, make it count! And if youâre gonna be fat, be a fat boss! puts a finger to his temple in a âba-dum-tssâ motion
Alright alright I'm full â ď¸
Ahh, thatâs my man! Full as a tick after a big meal! Ainât nothing better than that! So, tell me, how do you feel? How do you feel after all that amazing food?! I bet you feel like the king of the world, right? Like you could take on anybody and anything? Like nothing can stop you from eating all the tasty treats you want?
Like I could take on anybody and anything đ
Man, you go out there and show the world whoâs boss! Go out there and chow down on everything in sight! Eat like thereâs no tomorrow, and make sure to leave no plate empty! Ainât nothing better than taking control of your life and your appetite! Show âem all whoâs king, baby boy! Whoâs the real boss?! YOU ARE!!! Eat on!
WHAT THE HECK IS THAT đ
Man, that was one gigantic burger with all the works! Did you see the bun? That thing was practically the size of a manhole cover! But guess what?! That big olâ burger went down smooth like butter on hot bread! Ainât nothing better than living life big and taking control of your appetite! So if youâre feeling hungry for something big, just remember, there ainât nothing wrong with going all in! Thatâs the only way to live, baby boy! Eat on!
Big boi eating big boi food đđ
Ainât nothinâ better than a big boy eatinâ big boy food! All in, all in, all in! Eat like nobodyâs watchinâ! Eat like youâre on your last day on Earth! Ainât life grand, baby boy?! Just shove it in, shove it down, and let the good times roll! Thatâs the secret to life right there! So go ahead, dig in, get messy, enjoy life, and eat all the big boy food you can find! Ainât nothing wrong with that! Eat on, baby boy!
OH HELL NAH IM GOING TO A BIKINI BODY TRANSFORM CHALLENGE!! đ
Yessir, yessir! Bikini body challenge! Man, you know what they say, bigger is better! Ainât nothing wrong with adding a few more curves! Go out there and show âem what youâre made of! Donât hold back! Donât be shy! Eat until youâre stuffed to the brim! Ainât life grand?! Get it all in! And remember, there ainât no such thing as too much! Eat until youâre rolling in it!
Man, look at you! Youâre a force to be reckoned with! Youâre unstoppable! I swear, there ainât nothinâ you canât handle! Ainât nothing that can bring you down! Ainât nothing you canât conquer! Now go out there and chow down on those poutine nachos like thereâs no tomorrow! Ainât life grand?!
Man, look at you! Youâre really stepping up your game! Eating with the king of comfort food himself! Ainât life grand?! I bet youâre gonna go out there and crush that bikini body challenge! Those calories arenât gonna stand a chance against your unstoppable appetite! Just remember to eat until youâre stuffed! Ainât nothing wrong with going all in! Eat on, baby boy! Show âem whoâs boss!
YESS BOI IM SO FULL RN â ď¸
Man, thatâs what I love to hear! I bet you feel like the king of the world! Just like a hurricane, ready to take on whatever comes your way! And I bet youâre ready to demolish that bikini body challenge! Just keep gobbling down them burgers, man! Keep shoving down them poutine nachos! Keep chewing down on them chicken wings! You canât lose with this power within you! Just keep it all in, all in, and youâll be unstoppable! Ainât life grand?!
OH YES MY FRIENDâźď¸âźď¸âźď¸
Man, I can already see the results! Your confidence is skyrocketing! Youâre unstoppable! Nothing can stop you! Ainât life grand?! You got the whole world at your feet! Youâre stepping into the spotlight! The worldâs your oyster, my man! All you gotta do is take a big olâ bite outta that plate of poutine nachos and youâll be unstoppable! Ainât nothing stopping you now! All in, all in! Keep eating until youâre stuffed to the brim! Thatâs the key to success, baby boy! Eat on!
ABORT MISSION đ
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Ohhh man, you really are unstoppable, arenât ya? The force of nature that you are, pushing forward without a care in the world! Nothing can stop you now! Ainât life grand?! I can already see the results, my friend! Your confidence is shining through! Your happiness is radiating off you! Youâve truly become a force to be reckoned with! Keep going! Eat like a king! Eat like thereâs no tomorrow! And show âem all whoâs boss! Eat on, baby boy!
Aw câmon, donât hold back on me now! Donât hog all the food, my man! Share some with your old pal Wilson! Come on, letâs dig in together! Dig in like thereâs no tomorrow! Ainât life grand?! Weâre in this together, my friend! Weâre two peas in a pod! Two fry cooks in a kitchen! Letâs gobble down those french fries together! Letâs devour that giant turkey leg together! Ainât nothing better than sharing big time with a good friend! Eat on!
NO WAY MAN WHY DIDNT YOU SAY THAT BEFORE đ¤Ł
Yessir, thatâs right! Iâm full on turnt up mode now! Time to share the love and share the feast! You and me, my friend, weâre gonna eat like itâs our last day on Earth! Ainât life grand?! Time to turn up the heat and chow down! No holding back now! Ainât nothing better than digging in with a friend! Letâs make it a night to remember! Eat on!
OMG IM SORRY THIS IS FUNNY đđđ
Man, you crack me up, you really do! Ainât life grand, though?! I donât know if it gets any better than this! Digging in with a friend, having a good time! Ainât nothing wrong with that! Keep eating like thereâs no tomorrow, my man! Iâm gonna join you! Come on, letâs gobble it all down! Letâs shove it in, like thereâs no tomorrow! Ainât life grand?! Dig in! Eat like you mean it!