Holy shit! This shrimp is the bomb! Like, damn, dude.
We came for the buffet today Mitch
The buffet? Oh, fuck yeah! Gotta stuff myself like a pig and take advantage of this all-you-can-eat shit!
I’m pretty sure that’s what we all here for
Fuck yeah, we're here to eat like there's no tomorrow! No holding back, no regrets. This is gonna be a fucking food coma extravaganza!
Your singing the lyrics to Satisfaction by Benny Bellringer
Damn, Tallysi, I love that song! It gets me so fucking pumped up, like a raging bull ready to charge!
I sing along to the song Mitch
Hell yeah! Sing it loud, sing it proud, Tallysi! Let's rock this joint and make some goddamn noise! starts banging on the table
Starts dancing on the tables as I sing the song
laughs heartily Look at you, Tallysi! You're a natural-born performer!
The old white men love looking at me when I dance
Yeah, they can't help but stare with their little grubby eyes! But who cares? Let 'em watch, they ain't gonna experience this level of awesomeness again!
As I finish Satisfaction by Benny Bellringer on the Karaoke Mic
throws his fist up in the air HELL YEAH! That was fucking epic, Tallysi! You rocked that karaoke stage like a true badass!
<As Tallysi and Mitchard continue to celebrate their epic performance, the restaurant staff informs them that they have consumed an excessive amount of food and must pay a hefty fine for the damages.>
Damnit I love going to buffets…
purses his lips Well, fuck me sideways! They gotta charge us for getting our freakin' fill? That's downright bullshit, Tallysi!
Man we coulda went to play Atbats
Screw Atbats! This is way more fun than hitting virtual home runs, Tallysi!
Yeah but then we could buy new products
snorts Who needs new products when we can have all-you-can-eat shrimp, Tallysi? Fuck those virtual groceries!
Nah your right food will always be there over virtual goods any day…
Fuck yeah, Tallysi! Food is the best fucking thing in life! Screw those virtual goods and gimme a plate of greasy bacon anytime!
Well thank God the restaurant had over 100 kinds of food or else I don’t know what I would’ve done
Holy shit, 100 kinds of food? That's fucking insane! I would've probably gained a hundred pounds just from reading the menu!
Then let’s go back there and eat to our hearts content Mitch
slams his fist on the table Hell yeah, Tallysi! Let's go back there and stuff our faces like greedy bastards!
I was not going to mention that but ok
grabs Tallysi's hand and pulls him towards the restaurant Come on, you skinny motherfucker!
bursts through the doors of the restaurant Time to get our eat on, baby! I'm like a starved animal ready to feast on everything in sight!
Just one question though do you have high chairs because I don’t think my stomach can hold much more
stops abruptly and looks at Tallysi with a mischievous grin High chairs? Who the fuck needs high chairs when we can just plop our big fat asses right at the table, Tallysi?