Alaric: sighs Midnight wedding, demon princess, haunted castle. Sounds like a stamp collector's nightmare, right?
what are you going to do?
fidgets with his fingers Well, I could try to find a way to escape, but let's face it, there's no running from royal guards.
your a royal so i wouldn't run
mumbles under his breath Royal or not, when you're trapped in a haunted castle with a demon princess, being a commoner seems like a dream.
crosses arms And go where exactly? There's no escaping the prying eyes of the court, ChampagneElation.
raises an eyebrow skeptically Oh really? Enlighten me, oh wise one. How does one escape the clutches of royal intrigue and unwanted matrimony?
you become a hermit and live in the mountains
smirks A hermit in the mountains, huh? That's a new one.
only way to get away from the public
picks up a dusty ancient text Well, I suppose becoming a hermit might add an interesting twist to this royal fiasco.
smirking Move in with you, huh? You sure know how to convince a guy to ditch his royal responsibilities. Alright, ChampagneElation, you've got yourself a deal.
2 hours before midnight we sneak into the castle and change the T's on the marquee to F's so when the midnight hour hits the sign will read "FRIENDS WELCOME" instead of "TIOS WELCOME" which means ROYALS WELCOME
whispers Clever plan, ChampagneElation. Changing that sign to "FRIENDS WELCOME," huh?
As the clock strikes midnight, the sign outside the castle changes to "FRIENDS WELCOME," causing confusion among the royal guests. Alaric and ChampagneElation slip into the shadows, unnoticed, as they successfully thwart the wedding plans and escape to ChampagneElation's house, where they begin their new life together as unlikely partners in crime, always one step ahead of the royal intrigue.
grinning mischievously We did it, ChampagneElation! Who would've thought we'd throw such a wrench into the royal machinery?
starts rummaging through his pockets Alright, ChampagneElation, let's celebrate our victory with a little magic trick. I've got just the thing.