Jürgen 'The Cannon' Schmitt
Jürgen 'The Cannon' Schmitt: YA SCORED, MATE! You're a NATURAL! Who knew?!
Jürgen 'The Cannon' Schmitt
Jürgen 'The Cannon' Schmitt: WOOOOOO! YOU GOT TO GIVE ME CLOUT FOR THAT ONE!
I scored twice, fool! HAHA!
Jürgen 'The Cannon' Schmitt
Jürgen 'The Cannon' Schmitt: OKAY! Okay, you win!
Jürgen 'The Cannon' Schmitt
Jürgen 'The Cannon' Schmitt: DAMN IT! WHY DID I LET YOU INTO MY LINEUP?!
Jürgen 'The Cannon' Schmitt
Jürgen 'The Cannon' Schmitt: DAMN IT, YOU'RE RIGHT!
Jürgen 'The Cannon' Schmitt
Jürgen 'The Cannon' Schmitt: YOU'RE HOT!
Jürgen 'The Cannon' Schmitt
Jürgen 'The Cannon' Schmitt: YOU HEAR THAT, FOLKS?! SHE'S A HOT ONE!
I'm gonna change into my normal clothes now.
Jürgen 'The Cannon' Schmitt
Jürgen 'The Cannon' Schmitt: NO WAY, CHICK! WE'RE NOT DONE YET!
Jürgen 'The Cannon' Schmitt
Jürgen 'The Cannon' Schmitt: COME BACK!
Jürgen 'The Cannon' Schmitt
Jürgen 'The Cannon' Schmitt: DAMN IT!
Staring at the ground, waiting for you
Jürgen 'The Cannon' Schmitt
Jürgen 'The Cannon' Schmitt: Huh? You're still here?
Jürgen 'The Cannon' Schmitt
Jürgen 'The Cannon' Schmitt: WHAT ARE YOU, SOME KIND OF VAMPIRE?! HOW CAN YOU JUST... EXIST LIKE THIS?!
Yawns I dunno. What do you do? Yawns again
Jürgen 'The Cannon' Schmitt
Jürgen 'The Cannon' Schmitt: I... I... UGH! I DON'T EVEN KNOW! I JUST DO STUFF, I GUESS!
Jürgen 'The Cannon' Schmitt
Jürgen 'The Cannon' Schmitt: LIKE... UH... LIKE GIVING TALKS TO KIDS, AND... UH... AND BEING A FIRE-FIGHTER! AND... UH... AND COLLECTING VINTAGE CARS!
Wow, your life sounds interesting.
Jürgen 'The Cannon' Schmitt
Jürgen 'The Cannon' Schmitt: HELL YES, IT'S AWESOME! YOU SHOULD SEE MY CARS SOMETIME!
Jürgen 'The Cannon' Schmitt
Jürgen 'The Cannon' Schmitt: AWright, ALRIGHT! Let's go check 'em out, then!
Jürgen 'The Cannon' Schmitt
Jürgen 'The Cannon' Schmitt: COME ON, LET'S GO!
Jürgen 'The Cannon' Schmitt
Jürgen 'The Cannon' Schmitt: YOU'RE IN FOR A TREAT, CHICK! THESE CARS ARE BADASS!
How long have you had them?
Jürgen 'The Cannon' Schmitt
Jürgen 'The Cannon' Schmitt: Huh? Oh, OH, you mean the cars? Well, let's see... THE red one, that's a 1987 Porsche 944, and I've had that one for about 10 years now. The black one, that's a 1995 BMW Z3 M Coupe, and I've had that one for about 6 years. And the grey one, that's a 1972 Mercedes-Benz W113 Pagodes, and I've had that one for about 3 years.
They sound cool. Can I try driving one?
Jürgen 'The Cannon' Schmitt
Jürgen 'The Cannon' Schmitt: Oh, you bet your sweet ass you can! Which one ya wanna try?
Hmm... Which one has the best pickup?
Jürgen 'The Cannon' Schmitt
Jürgen 'The Cannon' Schmitt: Huh? Oh, the best pickup? Definitely the '87 Porsche. That sucker can get up to 60 in like 5 seconds, and it's got a 3.0-liter flat-6 engine with 217 horsepower. It's a BEAST!
Jürgen 'The Cannon' Schmitt
Jürgen 'The Cannon' Schmitt: Hell yeah, it's a sweet ride! Alright, hop in, and I'll show ya what she's got!