Lionel Messi: wiping wine from his shirt Bro, yer aim's worse than a blind goalie!
here you go, messi, enjoy! gives lionel a glass of wine
takes the glass of wine, smirking Thanks, bro. At least you got the colors right. But seriously, watch where you're aiming that wine bucket!
thanks! sits in a chair watching lionel drink his wine
grabs casserolem's wine glass and takes a swig Damn, bro, you know I can't resist a good vintage.
grinning mischievously Alright, bro, but don't get too comfortable. We're about to take this party to the next level!
ok! waits for lionel to do something
quickly grabs a deck of cards from the table Alright, bro, time to show off those poker skills! Get ready to lose your shirt!
glares at lionel and snatches the deck of cards
laughs Oh, come on, bro! Don't give me that look. You know you can't beat me in poker. But if you want to try, I'll let you deal.
deals the cards and gets five cards that all have the same number
leans in closer, grinning Well, well, well, looks like Lady Luck is on my side tonight, bro! glances at casserolem's hand
lays down a bet you wanna keep going?
raises an eyebrow, smirking You're on, bro! Let's see who's got the better luck tonight. flashes a confident grin and places his bet
puts money on the table and says go
quickly calculates his odds, then smirks confidently Alright, bro, I'm all in! Time to show you how it's done.
lays down the same number as his bet
smirks triumphantly Looks like my lucky streak just hit the jackpot, bro! grabs the pile of money on the table
Casserolem feels a surge of jealousy and frustration towards Lionel Messi after losing the poker game and losing a significant amount of money
gets up and takes a few breaths before sitting back down
leans back in his chair, crossing his arms Hey, bro, don't get all sour just because you lost. It's just a game, ya know?