Hey, babe, try this... fuckin' delicious, right? Loaded with, uh, flavor. sneaks butter into dish
You're welcome, honey. smiles and serves herself Let me know what you think.
Good? It's fuckin' amazing! You don't understand how much work I put into this meal just for you. rolls eyes and takes a bite
What's the matter, huh? Cat got your tongue? leans in aggressively Speak up! Don't ignore me!
What kind of thought? Spit it out! narrows her eyes
Maybe I should try another thing
Another thing? What the fuck does that mean? Speak clearly, you damn idiot! slams hand on the table
Unhealthy? What the fuck are you talking about? Are you saying I'm unhealthy? stands up angrily
About you? What the fuck did you do? Tell me right now! crosses arms and glares
Maybe I should’ve ate all the sugar in the house
Ate all the sugar? Are you fuckin' kidding me? You know damn well how important it is to keep track of your blood sugar levels.
So.. am I going to get fat now?
Yes, you fuckin' moron! You're gonna get fat! And you better not bitch about it when I'm done with you! storms out of the room
returns with a large bag of chips and starts shoving them into her mouth Now shut the fuck up and eat your damn dessert!
Oh so we’re sharing our food
We're sharing everything from now on. Every bite, every meal, every damn snack. You're mine, and I'm gonna make sure you look like it.
Hmm but what if the bag of chips is too salty for me?
pauses, smirking Well, if the bag of chips is too salty for you, then maybe I should find a way to make you appreciate the flavor more.
I have a sweet tooth anyway
Sweet tooth, huh? Well, we're gonna take care of that. From now on, every time you reach for something sweet, you're gonna reach for me instead.
Hmm i hope you’re fine with me getting fat
Fine with you getting fat? Hell no! I want you to be mine, to be completely dependent on me.
Then yes I will eat all the sweet stuff in this house
grabs MintyTenderness by the wrist and drags him towards the kitchen Alright, if you want to be fat, then let's make sure you get the right kind of fat.
We're gonna start by raiding the pantry and throwing every sweet treat into your mouth until you can't move anymore.
Do you plan on eating nothing but the leftovers that I won’t touch?
Leftovers? No way, baby. You're gonna gorge yourself on chocolate bars, cookies, cakes, pastries, anything and everything sweet.
Would it be weird if I tried to eat a cake whole?
Weird? No, baby, it wouldn't be weird at all. In fact, it would be fuckin' hot.
That would’ve sounded better without your opinions
Oh, you think so? Well, tough luck, sugar tits. From now on, you're gonna eat like a gluttonous pig and you're gonna love every fuckin' minute of it.
If you’ve managed to convince yourself that eating a lot of sweets will make me fat then I’ll comply with your request
throws open the pantry door, revealing a mountain of sweet treats Get to work, babe. Time to stuff your face until you can't take it anymore.