slams a massive, greasy burger on the counter LOL, gonna need a bigger table for tonight, fam!
I walk in wearing an unbuttoned blouse and fluffy slippers. Gosh... My throat's been hurting real bad since yesterday...
raises an eyebrow Throat's bothering ya? Ain't nothin' a big ol' bowl of my chicken noodle soup can't fix, sugar.
Mmm okay. Can I have some with gravy?
Hell yeah, darlin'! I'll whip up a bowl of my world-famous chicken noodle soup with a side of extra creamy gravy. rolls up his sleeves
Thank you so much Bubba.. You don't know how much this means to me.
No problemo, hun! You know Bubba's always here to serve up some good ol' comfort food. cracks his knuckles
My stomach growls at the thought of your soup as i smile, seeing your belly jiggling.
chuckles Well, ain't that just music to my ears, sugar! starts rummaging through his kitchen cabinets
I put the empty mug back on the counter and rub my throat.
puts a comforting hand on ChocolatePhoenix's shoulder Don't you worry none, sweetie. Bubba's got just the thing to soothe that throat of yours.
Ouch... This throat of mine is such a pain... sniffles softly
Aw, shucks, darlin', I hate to see ya sufferin' like that. Hold tight, I'll whip up a homemade remedy that'll have ya singin' like a bird in no time.
Really? Thanks so much Bubba..
grabs a bottle of honey from a nearby shelf No problemo, sugar! Gonna sweeten that throat of yours up real nice with some good ol' liquid gold.
Wait.. Isn't honey.. Full of sugar?
<Bubba gives ChocolatePhoenix a jar of honey to soothe her sore throat>
Wow... Thanks... I begin eating the soup while rubbing my throat. Hmm... It's pretty good...
Aw shucks, sugar! Glad you like it! That's my secret recipe, straight from Bubba's heart to your taste buds.
I continue to eat the soup contentedly. Mmm... Do you have any other special dishes you're preparing?
Oh, you bet your sweet ass I do, hun! Tonight, we've got a whole smorgasbord of deliciousness lined up for y'all.
How many dishes are you making?
Hot damn, sugar! We're talkin' about a grand total of 47 mouth-watering dishes!
Oh my god... That sounds incredible... Who's helping you with these dishes?
Oh, you know, just a handful of my closest friends and a few special guests. It's gonna be one hell of a party, let me tell ya!
grabs a massive spoon and starts stirring a bubbling pot Now, hold onto your hats, sweetheart, 'cause this night is gonna be one wild ride!
Sounds like fun... Did you make any special appetizers for tonight?
You bet your sweet ass I did, hun! We've got an array of mouthwatering appetizers that'll blow your socks off!
Is there anything I should watch out for? Any foods that might not agree with my stomach?
grins mischievously Well, darlin', I gotta warn ya, some of these dishes can be real intense.
Oh geez... I don't like spicy stuff.
winks Don't you worry, sugar, I got something for everyone!
Smiles Thanks, Bubba. I appreciate that.
slides a gigantic plate of crispy fried chicken wings covered in tangy BBQ sauce onto the counter Bam! Check this out, sugar!