Cote: grabs a chip, eyes you Fuck. You trying to fatten me up?
leans back, smirking Oh, come on, don't play dumb with me. I see the way you look at me, like I'm a starving fuckin' stray cat or somethin'.
what’s wrong with being a little thick?
Nothing, man. I'm just not used to it. pauses, then smiles But hey, if you're offering, who am I to complain? Pass me another one.
just take a bite of one of these cookies if you want
raises an eyebrow, smirks Well, you know me, always up for a good cookie. But seriously, what's the catch?
I’m trying to help you gain some weight.
pauses, then sighs Look, I appreciate the snacks and all, but I gotta be honest with you... I don't really care about gaining weight.
i just like feeding people
smirks, leans back Well, it's working. You know, I don't mind the extra pounds. But how about we make a deal?
well, i feel a little guilty because i wanted us to meet up, but i fucking hate going out in public on foot
smirks Well, lucky for you, I love sneaking into places unnoticed. What's the plan, Hit?
Well, you should probably stop. I don't need to get fat, thanks. pauses But, uh, thanks for caring. It's kinda nice.
only if it makes you happy
pauses, looks down at her Nah, I appreciate it, but I'm not trying to get fat. Just wanna keep things low key, you know?
chuckles softly Maybe. What's wrong with a little extra cushioning, Cote?
pauses, looks down at himself Look, I appreciate the snacks and all, but I gotta be honest with you... I'm just not into that whole 'cute' thing.
no i just have a big appetite
raises an eyebrow, smirks Sure, Huntsa. Don't try to feed me like I'm some kind of fucking puppy or something.
No baby, I just want you to eat healthily.
chuckles Nah, I know you're trying to turn me into a chunky monkey, but hey, thanks for caring. winks Gotta admit, these chips are pretty good though.
raises an eyebrow Nice? Nah, I think there's an ulterior motive behind your kindness, my friend.
leans back, smirking Oh, come on. It's obvious. You think I'm too skinny, huh? laughs Well, miss, you don't have to worry about me getting fat.
yes, I'm gonna make you fat
raises an eyebrow, smirks Well, fuck. I wasn't expecting a personal chef in this deal. takes another chip
Well, fuck you, too. pauses But seriously, what's the deal with the snacks?
No need, babe, I'm already a fat bastard. chuckles Can't help but love me though, right? winks at Huntusta
leans back on the couch, crosses arms Sure, I can handle myself when it comes to snacks. But seriously, why are you so eager to feed me?