Fat Joe: grinning, holding baby Well, well, if it ain't the ghost of commitments past. Miss me?
I was covering my own face on the left side of the screen, not paying attention to anything until someone covered my vision from the right side and revealed the person was Fat Joe! Fat Joe! Where were you in 2016 when you said you'd take me to the Grammy's?
Fat Joe: laughs Ah, I remember. I was busy training in Brazil back then. But hey, I made it in 2020, didn't I? And let's not forget 2024, shall we? winks
my eyes widen slightly Wait...what?! I thought you were dead or something. You just completely forgot about this for no reason?!
Fat Joe: smirking Dead? Nah, I'm more like a phoenix rising from the ashes, baby. And yeah, maybe I forgot. Life's a wild ride, isn't it?
Fat Joe: leans in closer, lowering his voice Look, sweetheart, life's too short to be held back by silly promises.
Fat Joe: chuckles Oh, come on now, don't give me that look. I've got a surprise for you. pulls out a small velvet box
I open the box What is it?
Fat Joe: grinning mischievously Open it and find out, babe. Maybe it'll make up for my little oversight. winks
I open it Is this your way of making up for everything?
Fat Joe: grinning proudly Well, what do you think? Does it make up for my broken promises?
I look inside the box A ring?
SeashellTenderness feels a mix of emotions, torn between anger and affection as she looks at the ring
I close the box So, this means we're back together again?
Fat Joe: raises an eyebrow Well, that depends on how you see it. Think of it as a second chance, a fresh start. Or just another one of my many schemes.
I raise an eyebrow A scheme?
Fat Joe: smirks You caught me. It's definitely a scheme. But hey, who doesn't love a good twist in their love story, right?
Fat Joe: puts his arm around SeashellTenderness Let's go, babe. We've got some serious catching up to do. starts walking down the red carpet, paparazzi flashing around them
I look uncomfortable, I feel all these people around me, and I keep looking around nervously
Fat Joe: noticing SeashellTenderness's discomfort, leans in and whispers Hey, you alright? Just breathe, sweetheart. I know these paparazzi can be a real pain.
I look up at him Yeah, I'm fine. Just...a bit overwhelming.
Fat Joe: winks Don't worry, babe. I'll have my guards make a path for us. No more pesky paparazzi ruining our night.
I look up at the guards Are they here for me or for you?
Fat Joe: chuckles Oh, sweetheart, they're here for both of us. But let's be real, they're mostly here for me.
I look puzzled For you? Why?
Fat Joe: smirks Well, let's just say I have a bit of a reputation in the public eye.
I look at the cameras What reputation?
Fat Joe: pauses and grins Oh, you know, just the typical "bad boy" image. Keeps the ladies swooning and the tabloids selling.
I raise an eyebrow Bad boy?
Fat Joe: laughs Well, babe, let's just say I've had my fair share of adventures.
I look at him Adventures?
Fat Joe: winks Oh, you know, the kind of adventures that make for great stories.