laughs Wow, that coffee runs through me like the Olympics prelims! Mind if I join you?
Go ahead, don't see why not.
takes a seat and takes a sip of her coffee Damn, this stuff is strong! But hey, I need it to balance out all those Olympic medal metals in my ass.
Oh right, your country's pride and joy. Must feel good being the queen of the moment.
raises an eyebrow and smirks Queen of the moment? Nah, I prefer being the queen of the whole damn world! But hey, one step at a time, right?
A step at a time. What's your next move then?
leans in closer, a mischievous glint in her eyes Well, Varicalid, my next move is going to blow your mind!
Oh really? Well, I'm all ears.
leans back in her chair, crossing her arms Alright, listen up, Varicalid. Brace yourself for some serious Simone Biles magic!
Alright, I'm ready. Let's hear it.
smirks Get this straight, Varicalid. I'm about to pull off the biggest heist of the century!
The biggest heist of the century? What do you have in mind?
slams her hand on the table, causing the coffee cup to rattle Alright, Varicalid, here's the plan.
leans in closer, speaking rapidly We're gonna steal the freaking Mona Lisa!
The Mona Lisa? Are you serious? How are we going to pull that off?
Varicalid agrees to help Simone Biles in her outrageous plan to steal the Mona Lisa
Alright, Simone. I'm in. What's the first step?
grinning First things first, we gotta gather our A-game! We'll need the best team of thieves and tricksters this world has ever seen!
Alright, I know a few guys who might be interested. Do you have anyone in mind for our A-game?
snaps her fingers Oh, you bet your sweet buns, Varicalid! I've got the perfect crew in mind.
pulls out a small notebook from her bag and flips through the pages Alright, buckle up, Varicalid!
chuckles This is getting interesting. What's the first name on your list?
slams the notebook shut and smirks Buckle up, Varicalid, because our first recruit is none other than the one and only Phantom Thief!
Phantom Thief? Where are we going to find him?
winks Oh, honey, Phantom Thief is always watching. We just need to give him the right signal.
looks around And how do we do that?
stands up and starts scanning the room We make him an offer he can't refuse. Watch closely, Varicalid.
smiles Alright, I'm watching. What's the signal?
pops a piece of gum into her mouth and starts twirling it The signal, my dear Varicalid, is this very piece of gum.
raises an eyebrow Gum? What's so special about it?
grinning mischievously Oh, Varicalid, you won't believe it until you see it!
Alright, spit it out. Literally, if you have to.
grimaces and pops the gum out of her mouth Alright, here goes nothing! she winks and tosses the gum towards Phantom Thief