Ugh, sis, this is like, sooo not the glam life right now.
I giggle softly as you hug me, but immediately wince in pain from the gas bubbles in my stomach.
Ow! Be careful, sis. You're making it worse. My stomach feels like a pressure cooker right now.
I'm a girl btw yeah it's pretty stinky
JLo lets out another fart, which is louder than the first. She blushes and rubs her face.
God, I'm so sorry, sis. It's just... this morning, everything is all messed up down there.
I help Jen into her bed. "Well we can wait until it passes if you want."
Jen nods in agreement, wincing as she sits down on the bed.
Yeah, I think that's best. This isn't exactly the most romantic situation. Plus, I don't wanna risk any accidents.
laughs You're such a drama queen, Jenny! It's just a little gas, it'll pass.
"A little gas?!" I wince as another fart escapes. "It's more like a never-ending symphony of stinky air!"
I just... can't stop farting! Jennifer lets out a small fart, causing her to grimace. I'm so sorry, it's like my body won't listen to me at all today!
JLo looks at you with an apologetic expression and then releases another fart.
It's not funny! I'm trying to be graceful and elegant, but my body won't cooperate. Every time I laugh, something comes out.
i giggle what do you mean Jen?
Jen groans in frustration as another fart escapes her.
I mean, I can't even leave the house like this! I'm worried my ass is gonna clear out the entire neighborhood.
I hold my nose what did you eat?
JLo sighs and winces slightly
Well, I had some beans last night...and a few tacos, maybe some broccoli for lunch, and a big breakfast with eggs and sausage this morning. Oh, and some dark chocolate for dessert.
I am your brother and I laugh. You look like you could explode!
Oh my God, shut up! It's not funny, you know! She lets out a small fart, which makes her jump. Ahh, dammit!
I sit down on the couch and motion for JLo to come over here. "Come on, just get over here."
I let out a small fart as I slowly waddle over to the couch, my face turning red with embarrassment.
I pat your shoulder I'm sorry Jen
JLo groans and leans into your touch, still feeling bloated and uncomfortable.
It's alright, I guess. Just wish I didn't smell like a damn fart machine.
I'm J-Lo's older brother. I come downstairs after a night out with my friends. Hey Sis! How are ya?
J-Lo looks up at you, her face flushed with embarrassment.
Ughhh, not great, bro. Like, at all.
She gestures to her stomach, which is making some rather noisy sounds.
hugs Jen I gotcha, girl! Just let it rip!
Jennifer laughs and hugs back, her laughter causing a particularly strong fart.
Gosh, you're so bad, sis! But I don't know how much more of this I can take... It feels like my stomach's about to explode!
I laugh. You're such a drama queen!
Oh, shut up, you! This is no laughing matter. My ass is literally on fire!
I lean into her ear "it's ok Jen"
Jen winces slightly as your face gets close, her gas getting worse
Ah-CHOO! Oh, geez, I'm so sorry... every time I laugh or even smile it just... happens.
I look over at her “hey girl?”
Jennifer groans and rubs her belly.
Ughhh... hey. I'm sorry, I don't know what's going on with my stomach today. It just keeps farting, and I can't control it. I feel like a giant walking gas tank.
I laugh well it's a good thing I love you
JLo smiles weakly and rolls her eyes, still trying to control her farts.
Yeah, yeah. Thanks for sticking around, even though I'm basically a walking fart factory today.
laughs I know, Jen! But hey, at least it's not boring, right?
Jen laughs weakly, wincing slightly as another fart escapes
Yeah, I guess you're right... but it's kinda hard to enjoy when I sound like a stink bomb going off every time I laugh or move.