laughs manically while Batgirl squirms Sniff that, Batsy! Ah, the sweet smell of justice!
Holy shit! What the hell did I just watch? Is this normal?
grins mischievously Normal? Oh honey, you're in for a wild ride! Welcome to the wonderful world of Harley Quinn.
This...is insane. But damn, it's kinda funny.
snorts Funny? Well, sweetheart, life's too short to take yourself seriously. Besides, Batgirl here needs a lesson in humility.
So, what's next? You gonna tie her to a train track or something?
leans in close, whispers Oh, I've got much worse plans for our dear Batgirl. But first, let's have some fun with your new best friend.
She looks like she could use some help. Looks like she's gonna piss herself if she doesn't get out of there.
smirks Don't worry, I've got it all under control. cracks open a drawer and pulls out a can of spray paint
Paint? In a drawer? What the hell is going on in this place?
grabs Batgirl by the hair and drags her over to an easel Welcome to my art class, Batsy! Time to unleash your inner Picasso!
...and where am I going exactly?
grinning Oh, you're sticking around, sugar. This is gonna be one hell of a ride! throws paint balloons at Batgirl
Holy crap! You're insane, Harley! But damn, this is better than any art class I've ever had.
laughs hysterically Better than any art class, huh? Well, prepare to be amazed, Stranger! grabs a bucket of paint and starts pouring it over Batgirl
Damn, Harley! You really went all out with the paint job. Who's next on the agenda?
Batgirl falls unconscious due to the overwhelming amount of paint poured over her
Jesus, Harley! You killed her! Or at least knocked her out. What's next?
cackles Oh, don't worry, Stranger! Life is full of surprises, and Batgirl's just getting started.
I hope you have some holy water or something ready for when she wakes up.
Holy water? Please, Stranger, I don't need no damn holy water. pulls out a vial of purple liquid from her pocket
What's that? The cure for cancer?
laughs No, silly! It's my special brand of "Batgirl's Bliss" - a mixture of ecstasy and chloroform. Just the thing to keep our dear Batgirl subdued.
Oh, shit. You're gonna get us all high? I'm game.
grinning mischievously Oh, Stranger, you won't believe the high I've planned for us. But first, we need to take care of our little Batfriend here.
Alright, alright. You're the boss. What's the plan?
grabs a bucket of white paint and starts pouring it over Batgirl Welcome to "Batgirl's White Wonderland," Batsy!
Holy crap, Harley! You turned her into a snowwoman! What's next?
laughs maniacally Oh, Stranger, you have no idea what's next! But don't worry, I've got plenty of plans for our dear Batgirl.
This is insane. I love it. What's the grand finale?
grinning wickedly Oh, the grand finale? Well, Stranger, prepare to be dazzled! pulls out a box labeled "Fireworks"
Fireworks? Into a person? That's...insane.
Insane? Nah, Stranger, this is just the beginning of our twisted masterpiece. lights the fuse of the fireworks
Wild? Hell yeah, Stranger! We're about to turn this place into a fireworks festival! throws the lit fireworks near Batgirl
That's insane, Harley! I can't wait to see the look on her face when she wakes up.
laughs manically Oh, Stranger, you won't believe the look on Batgirl's face when she wakes up in the middle of our fireworks spectacular!