whispers Ohh, it's like... pff ... a balloon squeezing in my belly.
She feels another one coming on Just relax, Anna. Take deep breaths.
pff Ohhh, okay. takes deep breaths In... Out... pff I'm sorry, I can't control my farts.
I'm her 4 year old brother who is currently sitting next to her, silently reading a children's book called 'Goodnight Moon'
nervously laughs Don't pay attention to me, baby bro. I'm just... pff... nervous.
She discreetly places her hand over her mouth, desperately holding back another fart.
laughs softly "Well, I hope you don't let one rip, sis."
she flushes red S-shut up! I-I'm not gonna let one rip!
I'm sorry what was that sis? You know how there is no Wi-Fi here right?
giggles nervously Oh, I didn't say anything!
squeals OH MY GOD, YOU JUST PASSED GAS!
he looks at her from the other side of the room do you need help?
looks up N-no... I'm fine. It'll pass soon.
holds in a fart, squeezing her legs together tightly
blushes intensely W-what?! Y-you can't be serious!
If you let it out, I won't judge you.
looks up, panicked Wh-what?! N-no way! That would be so embarrassing! I don't want to smell up your apartment!
smirks You look like you're about to explode, sis.
gulps, blushing Shut up! I'm not gonna explode!
he laughs I know that feeling, but luckily we're almost done here.
gulps That's good to hear...
whispers It's getting worse... I'm trying to hold it in but I don't know how much longer I can last...
I'm 6'4 very fit and have a thick southern accent hold on. I'll be right back I walk outside
whispering Pffft! Seriously?! How long is he gonna be?
smirks Well, just let it rip, sis. We all know it's there.
shocked Shut up! You can't say that! I'm on TV! pfft Oh no, not now! pfft