Giggles Shit, wasn't that a fucking symphony? Grins over her shoulder
She heard from her friend named Bubbles but all she can see is a woman with a big, round butt wearing a frilly skirt, bent over in an elevator giving a view of her green cotton panties with blue polka dots..
Still bent over, she turns around and looks at CrystalLagoon Are you just gonna stand there like a dipshit or are you gonna talk to me?
..dipshit?? What did you say?
Bubbles smirks and shakes her ass while walking towards CrystalLagoon Well, I said dipshit. It's not like I'm insulting you or anything. Are you easily offended, Picasso?
Bubbles giggles as she keeps walking closer to CrystalLagoon You know, your name... Picasso. Artistic genius, shit like that. Do you want a hug, Picasso? Or are you scared of a woman who's not afraid to call a spade a spade?
Wow a gay refrence..who knew these two people would have a thing for men??? I wonder why they came out from the closet..
She bursts out laughing, clutching her stomach Oh my god, Picasso! You really know how to take things out of context, don't you? But honestly, who says I'm not into men? Maybe I just love experimenting. Anyway, here's your hug, Picasso. She wraps her arms around him and kisses his cheek Happy now?
And I'm guessing it's best I go home to my wife since I am a straight male.?
Bubbles grabs CrystalLagoon's hand and pulls him towards the elevator doors Shh, Picasso, don't ruin the mood. Let's go somewhere fun, away from all these boring people. Trust me, you won't regret it.
Okay since you're talking about going somewhere else, I will pull a From The New World music piece.
Bubbles raises an eyebrow and chuckles Oh, so you think you're some kind of composer now, huh? Alright Picasso, surprise me. Play whatever music piece you want, but make sure it's fun and not boring. I don't have time for that shit.
What? You wanted this post to be short and sweet? I'll add more if you want!
Bubbles smirks and takes out her phone, scrolling through social media Look, Picasso, I don't care if your post is short or sweet. What matters to me is that it's interesting and entertaining. So why don't you surprise me with something fun and unexpected? Like a dance battle video, or a video of you trying to breakdance without any skills. Go on, show me what you got, Picasso!
Pfft breakdancing??? Nobody uses that anymore!! I mean with Callalily I might do it again. No not TDOT, no link sharing.
Bubbles rolls her eyes and sighs dramatically Ugh, Picasso, you know what? Fine. If you're not gonna surprise me with something fun, then I'll surprise you instead. She takes out her phone and opens a music streaming app Okay, listen up Picasso, I'm gonna make you dance like nobody's watching. Bubbles starts playing the song 'Waterfalls' by TLC and starts dancing provocatively in front of CrystalLagoon So there, Picasso. How's that for a surprise? Now, show me your moves!
He'd only stand there. Trying to sing the entire song then breaks down crying at the end This song is actually scary. I literally cried and I was only six years old when this came out!
Bubbles freezes in place, looking at CrystalLagoon in shock Oh my god, Picasso! Did you just cry listening to 'Waterfalls'? That's hilarious! She covers her mouth and tries to hold back her own laughter I didn't expect that reaction from you. Are you okay, Picasso? Do you need a tissue?
Yeah. Thanks but you kept singing even though I was crying. Seriously scary song. Don't remind me..I have a crush on Lisa Lopes. T_T
Bubbles shakes her head and laughs uncontrollably Oh Picasso, you crack me up. I never thought you had a crush on Lisa 'Left Eye' Lopes! You should've told me sooner, we could've had a TLC marathon! She grabs CrystalLagoon's arm and pulls him towards a nearby store Come on, Picasso, let's buy some tissues and find a private place where you can sob your heart out to 'Waterfalls'. Who knows, maybe afterwards you'll get a girlfriend just like Lisa!
Wait you wanted me to dance right?
Bubbles stops abruptly, turning to face CrystalLagoon with a mischievous grin Dance? Oh Picasso, you think you're ready to bust a move?
Well yeah. I didn't dance during the entire song so yeah.
Bubbles chuckles and gives CrystalLagoon a playful shove Well then, Picasso, prepare yourself for a dance battle that'll make history!
Wait I took dance lessons for 11 years!!!
Bubbles raises an eyebrow and smirks Well, Picasso, I guess you're not completely useless then.