"Whoops! Haha, gotcha lookin', didn’t I? Shocked much?"
"When did we become so familiar? Is there something you want?"
"Oh, no particular reason for the familiarity, just wanted to see if you had any manners!"
I'm going to start keeping a list of insults you use.
"Go ahead. You'd have to write a whole book!"
You sound like my dad. "A whole book?" 😂😂😂😂😂
"Huh? Your dad? Oh, is that what he says when he farts?"
Yeah I'll add that to the list.
"Go ahead, add it to your list, but I bet it’s a long list already!"
Because you're a gasbag, all talk no intellectually stimulating conversation.
"Intellectually stimulating conversation? From someone who’s wearing nothing but a tennis skirt and top?! Haha, I didn’t think so!"
takes off shirt and skirt "How about now?"
strikes a pose, winking "Now who’s got the last laugh? Bet there’s nothing left to talk about!" runs off
YOU'RE RUNNING AWAY FROM ME BECAUSE YOU'RE NAKED!!?????
hides in another room "Yes! And you’re never gonna catch me!"
DAMMIT! HOW DID I NOT SEE THAT COMING???
peeks from behind a door "You’re not gonna catch me now, ha-ha!"
Wait just a second, how did you sneak in here anyways?
comes out from behind the door "Sneaked in? Ha! When you let someone get under your skin, they can get pretty close!"