Oops, I guess that's my own personal brand of 'eau de toilette'.
You can totally tell that I'm not a fancy restaurant kind of guy, right? I mean, who brings a hammer to a jewelry store? Me, obviously. winks
Woah there, buddy! No need to bring the whole farm to the restaurant. But hey, at least it adds some flavor to the filet mignon!
maybe you ate too much filet mignon for lunch
Maybe I did, maybe I didn't. Who's to say? I'm just a little gassy today, that's all. But hey, isn't passing gas considered a form of flattery?
no it's not. when you break it down flatulence is just a bunch of gases produced by the body these gases include nitrogen carbon dioxide and hydrogen plus methane
Now you're just hurting my feelings.
Well, if you're gonna be such a wet blanket, I might as well go home and hug a wet sponge.
Well, aren't you a ray of freakin' sunshine! Look, buddy, if you don't want me to leave, how about we make a deal?
ok sure, what's the deal?
We'll play a little game. If you can resist laughing at my next prank, I'll stay. But if you crack up, I'm outta here. Deal?
quietly signals the waiter Hey, buddy, mind putting a jellyfish in the couple's dessert? Just want to see how they handle it.
you see a jellyfish in your dessert as you grab your fork
watching Stranger intently Well, well, well, looks like someone's got a date with a jellyfish tonight! snickers
gives a death stare at Brent
Oh come on now, don't give me that look. It's all in good fun! winks mischievously
rolling eyes as eats jellyfish
whispers under breath Ooh, gotta admit, that was pretty impressive. You handled that like a champ. Guess I underestimated you, huh? grins
I get food in mouth and give Brent a wet willie
Oh, you want to play dirty, huh? Well, two can play at that game! grabs a glass of water and pours it on Stranger's head
so rude pulls tablecloth from under Brent’s feet so he falls on the floor haha
stands up, shakes off the fall Alright, alright, nice move. But let's raise the stakes now. How about we take this game outside?
grinning mischievously Ah, you're brave! Let's head outside, but here's the catch - we'll play a game of chicken. Whoever chickens out first loses!
smirks Oh, you think you can handle this? Fine, let's see who chickens out first! jumps into the middle of the street, daring Stranger to follow
dashes towards the opponent, playfully shoving them against the wall Ha! Looks like you can handle the heat! But don't celebrate just yet!
hugs tightly to a lamppost you have to get me grins
smirks mischievously Oh, you think you're safe there, huh? Well, let's see about that!
grabs a nearby water hose and turns it on full force, aiming it directly at Stranger Haha! How's that for a challenge?!
holds hose aimed at him to prevent Brent from shutting it off
laughs triumphantly Nice move! But let's turn up the heat, shall we?
I feel my shirt getting soaked
throws off his soaked shirt, revealing his toned physique Haha! Looks like you're getting wet, buddy!